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MATCH WEEK 27: GUNNERS INSPIRE MENTALS
Cameron Patrick and her The ExperiMentals take the Team of the Week trophy for Match Week 27. With just the one game on, Cameron had the most players in action, and her eight Arsenal boys surprised us all, coming up trumps with 54 points. David Raya led the way with 15.
MAGOO BACK ON TOP
With Matt Woodmansey's only possible performer missing - Joao Gomes - Jonathan Andrews takes advantage. 10 points for captain Yerson Mosquera and 9 for Angel Gomes were enough to take Mr Magoo back top of the Overall League.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
The only change in the Nightmare Premier League is that swap at the top. Good old battle going on between Jonathan and Matt. Team of the Week winner Cameron Patrick remains 61 adrift at the foot, but that's 59 less than last week. Nearest rival Gary Pearson scored -5, with Hugo Bueno as captain for -6.

In the Nightmare Championship, 3rd and 4th swap places, as do 5th and 6th. Liam Oliver had the other Bueno as captain to much greater success - Santiago earning LOliver XI 18 points. Add to that 9 for Bellegarde and 4 from Mateus Mane, a nice 32 point total sees Liam back in the promotion places. Garry Simpson drops out but can't be unhappy with 23 points from two Wolves boys - the second best in the division. Just 4 points now separate 2nd from 4th.

A few swaps in Nightmare League One too, most notably Luke Andrews dropping into the relgation zone with no players in action. James Willingham's 34 is the top score and sees James out of the drop zone. Lovely 20 from captain Saliba for James.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews174019
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds167210
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White15200
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick54
Ipswich InvinciblesJames Willingham34
LOliver XILiam Oliver32
The MuppetsRichard Hancy28
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham26
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
David RayaARSENAL15
Gabriel JesusARSENAL10
William SalibaARSENAL10
Jean-Ricner BellegardeWOLVES9
Santiago BuenoWOLVES9
Angel GomesWOLVES9
Jackson TchatchouaWOLVES9
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY182
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY177
AndreWOLVES1715
Sander BergeFULHAM170
FlorentinoBURNLEY162
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.160
Joao GomesWOLVES160
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY157
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY155
Max KilmanWEST HAM152
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-75
Tom EdozieWOLVES-3-3
Luca NetzNOTT'M FOREST0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
Alysson EdwardASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Issa DiopFULHAM5.80
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
Aaron RamsdaleNEWCASTLE5.83
Chris RiggSUNDERLAND5.83
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.56
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.43
Declan RiceARSENAL7.40
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
GabrielARSENAL7.20
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.18
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.15
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.08
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Enzo FernandezCHELSEA7.04
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.04
Amad DialloMAN UNITED7.00
James GarnerEVERTON7.00
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.00
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.00

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