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MATCH WEEK 26: FANDANGO BACK IN FRONT, TOFFEES TAKE TOTW
After three weeks away, Matt Woodmansey is back on top of the Overall League. Clem Fandango's 83 is the third highest for the Match Week and comes while Jonathan Andrews and Mr Magoo score a fairly disappointing 45. Over a third of Fandango's points (28) came from Sander Berge who managed both a Nightmare Gift and Nightmare Assist as Fulham lost 3-0 to Man City.

Berge was also instrumental in Patrick Reilly earning his third Team of the Week trophy this season with Toffee Cottage and 116 points. Jake O'Brien's red card helped him to 21 points. Patrick's only disappointment will be his captain pick - neither captain Jorge Cuenca nor vice Antonee Robinson played a single minute. Armband choice fell to the 'first sub to come in' rule and landed with Kevin and 4 points (doubled to 8). Not terrible, but plenty of Cottage's other boys scored significantly better.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
So Matt Woodmansey returns to the top of the Nightmare Premier League with Jonathan Andrews down to 2nd. No other positional changes. Eloise Willingham top-scored for the division with 92.

Chris Bounds stays top of the Nightmare Championship and is now 110 points clear. You wonder just how well Chris could do if he wasn't regularly short of a full 11 (this time two short) and insistent on picking Kyle Walker-Peters, not usually a starter for West Ham, as captain. Paul Willingham bounces back to 2nd with Garry Simpson down to 3rd. Top scorer for the Match Week in the Championship is Frodo Willingham with 82. Cat on Delap remain second-bottom but Frodo is now just a point behind David Smith and 30 away from Marc Snell in the safety of 7th.

Top three remain as they were in Nightmare League One. Second place Patrick Reilly takes a whopping 74 points off the gap between himself and Andrew White in top spot - though the gap is still 68. Bit of movement outside the promotion places as 4th and 5th swap places, as do 6th and 7th.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey173283
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds166264
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White152042
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Toffee CottagePatrick Reilly116
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham92
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey83
Cat on DelapFrodo Willingham82
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick72
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Sander BergeFULHAM28
Jefferson LermaCRYSTAL P.23
Jack HinshelwoodBRIGHTON21
Jake O'BrienEVERTON21
Moises CaicedoCHELSEA20
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY18210
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY1775
Sander BergeFULHAM17028
AndreWOLVES166
FlorentinoBURNLEY1621
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.160-6
Joao GomesWOLVES1603
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY1577
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY1553
Max KilmanWEST HAM152
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-124
Luca NetzNOTT'M FOREST0
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
Alysson EdwardASTON V.00
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John Victor.OUT FOR SEASON5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer Lopez.NOT IN PL5.50
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Issa DiopFULHAM5.80
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
Aaron RamsdaleNEWCASTLE5.83
Chris RiggSUNDERLAND5.83
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.56
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.43
Declan RiceARSENAL7.38
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
GabrielARSENAL7.21
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.15
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.10
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.08
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Enzo FernandezCHELSEA7.04
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.04
Amad DialloMAN UNITED7.00
James GarnerEVERTON7.00
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.00
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.00

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