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MATCH WEEK 33
Saturday's results are in...

Nightmare Assists have been added.
UPCOMING MATCH WEEKS
OK so while certain other 'fantasy' competitions have a double Gameweek followed by a blank Gameweek on the horizon, that's not the case for Nightmare Soccer. There's really no need. It does mean, however, that here will be a super-quick turnaround between our Match Week 34 and Match Week 35...

Match Week 33

Fri 10/04 - Mon 13/04

Match Week 34

Sat 18/04 - Mon 20/04

Match Week 35

Tue 21/04 - Mon 27/04
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews209053
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds190245
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White174744
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Toffee CottagePatrick Reilly87
Another Fyne MessKeith Fyne68
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson67
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham60
Relegation TerroristsPaul Willingham59
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Jordan PickfordEVERTON18
Joao GomesWOLVES17
MurilloNOTT'M FOREST16
AndreWOLVES15
Santiago BuenoWOLVES14
Ladislav KrejciWOLVES14
Mateus ManéWOLVES14
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY22112
Sander BergeFULHAM2048
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY2024
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY2027
AndreWOLVES19615
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY19312
Josh LaurentBURNLEY190
Joao GomesWOLVES18217
FlorentinoBURNLEY1819
Guglielmo VicarioTOTTENHAM178
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-21
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
Taiwo AwoniyiNOTT'M FOREST5.80
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.54
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.46
Declan RiceARSENAL7.33
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.24
GabrielARSENAL7.20
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.10
James GarnerEVERTON7.09
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.07
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.06
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.03
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03

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