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MATCH WEEK 33
Friday night's match is processed, as is the early Saturday kick-off.

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UPCOMING MATCH WEEKS
OK so while certain other 'fantasy' competitions have a double Gameweek followed by a blank Gameweek on the horizon, that's not the case for Nightmare Soccer. There's really no need. It does mean, however, that here will be a super-quick turnaround between our Match Week 34 and Match Week 35...

Match Week 33

Fri 10/04 - Mon 13/04

Match Week 34

Sat 18/04 - Mon 20/04

Match Week 35

Tue 21/04 - Mon 27/04
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews207033
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds18592
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White171512
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson38
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews33
Ipswich InvinciblesJames Willingham33
Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A BanjoGary Pearson28
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony27
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Ryan ChristieBOURNEMOUTH13
Yerson MosqueraWOLVES13
Jackson TchatchouaWOLVES13
Joao GomesWOLVES12
Santiago BuenoWOLVES11
Hugo BuenoWOLVES11
Ladislav KrejciWOLVES11
Jose SaWOLVES11
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY209
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY198
Sander BergeFULHAM196
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY195
AndreWOLVES19110
Josh LaurentBURNLEY190
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY181
Guglielmo VicarioTOTTENHAM178
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.177
Joao GomesWOLVES17712
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-21
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
GabrielARSENAL07
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.63
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Luke O'NienSUNDERLAND5.67
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.54
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.46
Declan RiceARSENAL7.33
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.24
GabrielARSENAL7.20
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
James GarnerEVERTON7.13
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.10
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.06
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.06
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.03
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.03

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