England starlet first Bad Boy of season

Jack Wilshere is the proud recipient of this season's first Bad Boy Bonus following a reported incident in the early hours of Sunday August 29th.  The Arsenal and England midfielder was arrested in connection with a "fracas". A spokesman for the player said the footballer was held after the incident at 0245 BST in Kensington High Street, London, and later released on bail. Three other men were also arrested.

Emergency crews were called after a man suffered minor facial injuries and a woman sustained a broken arm. A Metropolitan Police spokesman said the four men - two aged 18 and two aged 21 - were taken to a West London police station and later bailed to return in mid-October pending further enquiries. A spokesman for the player insisted the 18-year-old had been playing the "role of peacemaker" in the incident.

Only one manager has Wilshere in their Nightmare 11... Go You Bad Things move into the promotion zone in Headless Chickens Division Two as the extra 25 points helps them rocket from 10th to 3rd.