Mensing's drug ban earns Bad Boy Bonus

Hamilton's Simon Mensing becomes our third Scottish recipient of a Bad Boy Bonus this season, following a four week ban handed to him after he tested positive for the banned substance methylhexaneamine in late December.

Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Bagpipe and NervousSheep are the happy beneficiaries of Mensing's misdemeanours, earning an additional 25 Nightmare points in Week 30's results. That's enough to see Bagpipe take over at the top of the McDonkeys League and climb to 2nd in the overall table, while Sheep would have slipped into the relegation zone in Division Two without the timely bonus.