Bramble joins Bad Boy ranks

What a season it's turning out to be - three NightmareSoccer Premiership Bad Boy Bonuses already and it's not even the end of September yet.

Titus Bramble is the latest to receive the much-coveted award, and the 25 Nightmare points that come with it, following his recent arrest in connection with an alleged sexual assault.

Following his best season ever with 124 points, the Sunderland defender has had a surprisingly poor start to this Nightmare campaign, scoring -6 points in his first seven games. Swiffer, Alfs Army, Footballs Antichrist and Jock Invasion will all be delighted to see the Bad Boy boost increase his points total to 19.