NightmareSoccer Sweet-FA Cup 1st Round
*denotes lucky dip entry
3 and half million for Frazier Campbell? - Ur aving a laff* GARY PEARSON 4 - 0 jim's team* JIM HODGE
Ahmadi City* ROBERT THOMAS 4 - 3 What a Waster DAVID PIDGEN
Alf United ALEX METZGER 0 - 10 Nightmare Novices PAUL WILLINGHAM
Anotherfinemessyouvegotusinto Stanley* ROBERT THOMAS 5 - 1 Matts Maniacs MATT
Baggio Town* MIKE RICCITELLI 0 - 1 NotveryAthletic* JOHN FIELD
Bearwood Bluffers MIKE SMART 3 - 3 Lorileven LORI
Beau Belles MARK BEAUMONT 1 - 0 Corin United* CORIN BRIAULT-HUTTER
Bob Hardisty Tribute XI KEVIN BROWN 4 - 13 Swiffer ANDREW WHITE
Bubble DAVID METZGER 0 - 1 Campbelltownkop* DAVID BROWN
Carbuncle Failures ZAK KAYYAL 0 - 2 Antipodean Albion PETER W
Chelsea* PAUL COX 3 - 1 Ahmadi Forest MIKE NEEP
Danny Bhoys* DAN 4 - 0 Rue-Barb BARBARA W
Death United* CORIN BRIAULT-HUTTER 0 - 7 Bring Back Buck RICHARD HANCY
Down, Boys PAUL WILLLINGHAM 3 - 1 The Mighty Morphin Flower Arangers LAWRENCE MURPHY
Enforcers LESLIE SMITH 3 - 4 zak's team* ZAK KAYYAL
Erris Utd GARY REILLY 4 - 7 We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM
FC Splasher JIM WARTON 4 - 6 Williamson Wanderers DEBBIE WILLIAMSON
Failed the Medical Academical JIM HODGE 4 - 1 'Kingsway No Moarh/Proclaimers Tribute XI' KEV BROWN
Fatty Cartmans Serious Botty Problem * ANDY HIRONS 5 - 3 Oh Bloody Yeah FC TIM DODSWORTH
Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY 4 - 2 Mieke Champions League winners DAVID METZGER
George Best DAVID METZGER 0 - 6 Mrs Miggins You're Fired! SCOTT HORWOOD
Ghosts ALFIE 8 - 5 hazel's team* HAZEL WHYTE
Go You Bad Things* ADAM PARKER 5 - 2 Real Sosobad* KATY ROGAN
Horticultural Barb* BAW 0 - 8 Good Luck Santa Cruz ANDREW PICKUP
Hull Bent For Relegation JONATHAN W 5 - 0 Scot Free* SCOTT JOHNSON
Ipswich Invincibles JAMES WILLINGHAM 4 - 6 Golden Nuggets CLAIRE NUGENT
Jacobs Sucker Punch* JACOB PEARSON 0 - 6 Upwards* PSW
Jock Invasion IAIN BROWN 1 - 0 Money to Burn, Dreams to Dash ANDY HOYLE
John Terry's Blue Army* PAUL COX 1 - 0 The Town R Going Up!!!* GARY PEARSON
Majestic Matt MATTHEW MOSS 1 - 5 Z's Eleven GARY PEARSON
Matts Mates MATT 3 - 0 Joels Bobby Dazzlers* JOEL PEARSON
Moss Maestros* MATTHEW MOSS 6 - 6 Alfs Army ALEX METZGER
Mostyns Munters* STEVE SCHRIER 2 - 1 Sinking* PSW
Notso Mighty Mariners* MATT PEARSON 4 - 2 Kempland United* DARREN KEMP
Ollie&Luke JONATHAN ANDREWS 4 - 5 We're useless JOHN WESTROP
Only Sing When We're Farming RICHARD SAUNDERS 7 - 3 Spanish Waiter's XI ANTHONY POLLITT
Optua Stowmarket All Stars* MARK RACE 2 - 6 Excremental My Dear Watkins MIKE WATKINS
Plonkadelics United* ÉVA WILLINGHAM 3 - 1 Corner Curlers ABBIE
Prashar Utd STEVE SADLER 4 - 9 Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Banjo GARY PEARSON
Premiership Virgins GARY PEARSON 2 - 4 Wrath Of LCFC V2 DAVID PERTAB
Rico's Rockets RICHARD HANCY 5 - 2 Martins Marvelous Misfits* MARTIN WILLIAMSON
Ringos Little Gunners STEVE RING 0 - 1 Sickly Parrots* ROBERT THOMAS
Shipwrecked and Happy* ASEEM ABBAS 0 - 8 James (2)3?* JASW
Sid Waddell's Flan Club KEVIN BROWN 1 - 3 Manchester City STEVE SADLER
St Alabans Collage Boys * PARESH SETH 2 - 3 Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM
State of Art* PAUL WILLINGHAM 4 - 3 Tonexford Harriers* TONY MOORE
Team with no Hope* JPW 9 - 0 Subliminal Messages MILO
The Liabilities* ÉVA WILLINGHAM 1 - 2 St Mawes Argyle MARK BEAUMONT
The Ministers of Silly Football GLEN ECKETT 1 - 7 Reefton Rovers RICHARD IRVING
The Old Farts* GERALD HORGAN 3 - 8 Tinswingers* CHRIS BRAND
Toms Terrible Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON 5 - 3 J&C's Hardnuts CLAIRE NUGENT
Tonexford United* TONY MOORE 0 - 5 Suttys Eleven JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE
Too Good To Stay Up JAMES WILLINGHAM 0 - 6 We're So Good, It's Unbelievable!! GARY PEARSON
Unlucky Drip* PSW 6 - 6 Hextable Hackers JOHN-PAUL MEREDITH
Upadub PETER W 8 - 8 Micky's Red Devils MICK THEOBALD
Vowellers Alexandra PETER W 5 - 4 FinSam JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE
We Could Be Zero's RICHARD HANCY 2 - 2 Inter Spanking FC* JASON GEORGE
We're gonna win the league,
and now you're gonna believe us
* PAUL COX
0 - 2 Fortunate Decline* PAUL WILLINGHAM
Wegglers Wanderers* JASON WEGG 1 - 7 Premier Plonkers BEN WILLIAMSON
Wes Tham DAVID ROBERTS 4 - 6 Footballs antichrists JOHN WASHINGTON
Woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON 4 - 6 Tatsfield Rovers F.C JONATHAN REDMAN
Young Herts RHYS OWEN 3 - 5 rachel's team* RACHEL RALPH
Yuri's Jerkoffs CHRIS BOUNDS 4 - 3 Arsenal And Chelsea Fans Smell Of Wee CHRIS EDWARDS
Byes through to the next round
It is Mr Shelford To You Hancy