UEFA Cup 1st Round Group A - fixtures
Match 1 - September 24th
Rubbish Utd DALIA *	4 - 3	Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY
Retards ANDY *	1 - 1	Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *
Match 2 - September 29th
Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *	0 - 6	Rubbish Utd DALIA *
Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY	5 - 3	Retards ANDY *
Match 3 - October 6th
Rubbish Utd DALIA *	0 - 0	Retards ANDY *
Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *	1 - 3	Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *
Match 4 - October 20th
Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *	1 - 1	Rubbish Utd DALIA *
Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *	1 - 4	Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY
Match 5 - October 27th
Retards ANDY *	0 - 0	Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *
Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY	8 - 1	Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *
Match 6 - November 3rd
Rubbish Utd DALIA *	1 - 3	Retards ANDY *
Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *	1 - 6	Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY
Match 7 - November 10th
Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY	0 - 2	Rubbish Utd DALIA *
Retards ANDY *	3 - 6	Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *
Match 8 - November 17th
Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY	2 - 1	Retards ANDY *
Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *	2 - 4	Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *
Match 9 - November 24th
Retards ANDY *	0 - 1	Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *
Rubbish Utd DALIA *	0 - 3	Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *
Match 10 - December 1st
Wills Boys ANDY BARRETT $ *	1 - 3	Rubbish Utd DALIA *
Celtic Suck SHANE HURFORD $ *	4 - 4	Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY