NightmareSoccer Sweet-FA Cup 2nd Round *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE | 5 - 1 | RPT Challenge PAUL WILLINGHAM |
| Afc Cheese Monkey* CHRIS FIDLER | 3 - 0 | smiley619 LD* SAM |
| Afterburners KARL DAVISON | 2 - 1 | The Legendary Fatcats* STEVE RIVERS |
| Albi Utd* EDDY MEE | 3 - 1 | Death United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER |
| All Star Slugs* ARRON SLADE | 2 - 2 | Blood &Guts* NICK ROBERTS |
| Andy Cole Is Really Good!!!* TISSY GROVES | 1 - 6 | Chelsea* PAUL COX |
| Andys Aardvarks* ANDY GARDNER | 2 - 6 | The Frankie Boys* STUART KUCZYNSKI |
| Any Old Excuse To Lose* ANDY HIRONS | 3 - 3 | Combat 18* MICHAEL CHAPPLE |
| Arsenal And Chelsea Fans Smell Of Wee CHRIS EDWARDS | 5 - 4 | Too Good To Stay Up JAMES WILLINGHAM |
| Avian Pooooolet FC GARETH TUCK | 3 - 3 | Ian And Mark's Nightmares* IAN DRAYCOTT/MARK SPROULE |
| BAFC/Proclaimers Tribute XI* KINGSWAY NO MOARH | 3 - 0 | Basement United* RYLAN OWEN |
| Bab's Bloomers* BAW | 0 - 3 | Favvers Plimsolls* CHRIS MAUDE |
| Bad Boys XI* NEIL NORTON | 0 - 6 | Fakhri Utd* ALEX |
| Bearwood Bluffers MIKE SMART | 4 - 2 | Robo's Rocking Roasters* ROBBIE TUTT |
| Bexley Pathetic* MATT LYNCH | 0 - 3 | Goocharillo 2* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH |
| Big Brothers Bag Of Old Toffee* ANDY HIRONS | 1 - 1 | Big Brother City* MARK RACE |
| Birmingham Blunderers* ANDY SLOAN | 0 - 0 | Lorileven LORI |
| BlondeBimbos* ELLEN SHEEDY | 3 - 6 | Optua Stowmarket Allstars FC* MARK RACE |
| Bob Hardisty Tribute XI KEVIN BROWN | 0 - 3 | Daveys Diamonds* DAVID COATES |
| Bring Back Buck RICHARD HANCY | 5 - 0 | I Have A T-Shirt* JACOB PEARSON |
| Buy One Get 10 Free* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM | 4 - 7 | Upadub PETER W |
| Calros* JOHN HOLMES | 2 - 2 | Spudnik's Ejits* TOM MCDONAGH |
| Champions Chelsea* PAUL COX | 2 - 1 | A-Storm* DAIN SHERRY |
| Charlton Are The Best* LEE SHULVER | 6 - 2 | One Jet Johnson* DAREN JOHNSON |
| Chelsea Blue Boys* PAUL COX | 3 - 4 | Opeth XI* ANDREW |
| Ciderhead Shambles* BRIAN CONDON | 5 - 0 | Toms Terrors* TOM CHAPPLE |
| Clarke's Cripplers* PETE CLARKE | 3 - 1 | Oh Yes!! Another Player Sent Off!!!* ELLIOT |
| Div Head* JOEL PEARSON | 1 - 3 | Difference between Hull City and Bermuda Triangle? -Bermuda Triangles got three points! GARY PEARSON |
| Down Familiar PETER W | 4 - 4 | J&C's Hardnuts CLAIRE NUGENT |
| Dyslexia Untied* ANDY COX | 9 - 2 | Shanes Lot* SHANE ELLIOTT |
| Eedlesexterminators* BEN EEDLE | 5 - 2 | The Gasheads* CLARE MCDONAGH |
| Eire 32* BRENDAN BOYCE | 6 - 3 | Eddies Bangers* HOWIE FISHER |
| Eric Cartman's Red Army* DEAN SHULVER | 2 - 2 | The Muppets.* MICHAEL RICHARDS |
| Flatter To Deceive* JOHN DOBSON | 1 - 6 | Golden Nuggets CLAIRE NUGENT |
| Fletchers Foxes Legends* ANDREW FLETCHER | 4 - 2 | Mekanorys* TUMANI |
| Fosters FC* JAMES | 1 - 3 | Moss Maestros* MATTHEW J MOSS |
| Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY | 1 - 3 | Allabouttheelbow* LLOYD SUTTON |
| Fucdup LD* GLENN WALSH | 4 - 2 | Gml* PAUL |
| Fucdup LD2* GLENN WALSH | 5 - 1 | Uncle Tom's Army* UNA CUNNIFFE |
| Furypol* FURYPOL | 4 - 2 | Top Class (Not)* JON ILLINGWORTH |
| Ghosts ALFIE | 0 - 1 | Old Poplonians* PETER KINGHAM |
| Girlie Girls* ROISIN GUARGENA | 2 - 1 | Funny FC* JASON WILKINSON |
| Go You Bad Things ADAM PARKER | 3 - 1 | Bex's Barmy Army!* BECKY! |
| Grecian Farmers LD* RICHARD SAUNDERS | 3 - 6 | Mega Monstars* TUMANI |
| Gully Gully* RYAN MCDONAGH | 1 - 4 | Jen's 11* JEN |
| HIF* THOMAS GUSTAFSSON | 1 - 2 | Maltsters Jalfrezi* PETER BLAND |
| Hatchets Losers* PAUL HERON | 3 - 2 | Bullseye BARRY PARKER |
| Hextable Hackers* JOHN PAUL MEREDITH | 2 - 3 | Corin United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER |
| Hsibburyrubbish DAVID METZGER | 1 - 4 | Joshua's Power Rangers* JOSHUA HIRONS |
| Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM | 4 - 3 | Sanders Utd* DANIEL |
| Inter The Net FC* DAVID PAUTSCH | 4 - 1 | Horse* PAUL |
| Its Not Cricket* MIKE GIFFORD | 1 - 3 | Sarah Free* SBW |
| Jack Attack* JACK PENATE | 2 - 3 | Gunnerz* SEAN GUARGENA |
| Jason Kilby's Untitled 11* JASON KILBY | 3 - 1 | Ward 26 Muskateers* NORA MCDONAGH |
| Jennys* JENNY CHAPPLE | 0 - 5 | FLOT PETER W |
| Kimbos* KIM BARRETT | 5 - 5 | Jim Bowen's White Supremists* DAVID WILLIAMS |
| Legends.* LEE MURTON | 3 - 5 | woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON |
| Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY | 6 - 2 | News v Premier PETER W |
| Level 3 Ref now - conference watch out!! PAUL REDMOND | 9 - 0 | Hopeless Rovers* KATHERINE ADAMS |
| Manchester City* STEVE SADLER | 4 - 2 | Tonexford City* TONY MOORE |
| Matt's Majestics MATTHEW J MOSS | 6 - 5 | Girlie Gurls* ROISIN GUARGENA |
| Matt's Motley Crew* MATTHEW PEARSON | 1 - 2 | Bobbys Dazzlers* ROB GRAINGER |
| Matts Maniacs MATT METZGER | 0 - 8 | I Need A Defender PAUL REDMOND |
| Mayzie's Muppets* GLEN MAYES | 3 - 0 | Trixie's Dream Team* ROBERT WILLINGHAM |
| Micky's Red Devils MICK THEOBALD | 1 - 1 | SWWHAL* ALEX BARNES |
| Mieke DAVID METZGER | 2 - 2 | Castacoldeye* ROBERT CAREY |
| Mourinho Blue Army* PAUL COX | 0 - 1 | Come And Have A Go Xl* ROB RAWLINGS |
| Mrs Miggins Pie Shop XI* SCOTT HORWOOD | 1 - 0 | Bluebirds* JAMES WILLIAMS |
| Nasha's Nightmare* JASON LAW | 2 - 2 | Premiership Virgins GARY PEARSON |
| Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD | 0 - 1 | Fatty Cartmans Serious Botty Problem* ANDY HIRONS |
| Nutterville* AARON REEVES | 0 - 2 | Bradford and Co.* CHRIS REESE |
| On Strike* JOHN GUARGENA | 0 - 2 | Bone It Like Beckham* HARVEY |
| Our Souls ANTHONY POLLITT | 5 - 0 | Abbey Road Crunchers* NIGEL RAYNER |
| Outer Milan* JAMES | 0 - 5 | Footballs antichrists JOHN WASHINGTON |
| Pauls Poopers* PAUL H | 1 - 6 | Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE |
| Phil Tufnel All-stars* CHRISTIAN COLE | 4 - 2 | fucdup GLENN WALSH |
| Pink Fairies SARAH W | 6 - 1 | Sit Down Shut Up* CHRIS BOUNDS |
| Possibly Da Worst Team In The World?* DEXTER MATTHEW | 0 - 3 | Shipwrecks Revival* ASEEM ABBAS |
| Real Double D's* PAUL GOLIGHTLY | 2 - 1 | Runr* RUNR |
| Real Sosobad* KATY ROGAN | 1 - 3 | Muffley Town* SCOTT ANDERSON |
| Ringos Little Gunners STEVE RING | 0 - 3 | Campbeltownkop DAVID BROWN |
| Romans Army* GRAHAM HODGSON | 0 - 5 | Blue Sky United* ROBERT DANN |
| Rue-Barb BARBARA W | 5 - 6 | Unlucky Drip* PSW |
| Scot Free* SCOTT JOHNSON | 5 - 2 | Atomic Kitten* BILL CLINTON |
| Shazzas Lads* SHARON DEIGHTON | 0 - 5 | Biff's Biatches* GERMAN |
| She-ite XI* JIM | 0 - 4 | Aberdon't* ANDREW YOUNG |
| Sheffield Steelers* MIKE ALLISON | 3 - 2 | Michek's Originals* MICHEK THOMPSON |
| Sherbet Dip* PAUL WILLINGHAM | 2 - 0 | Tottenham Tricksters* NADIA |
| Sinking* PSW | 7 - 4 | Poo United* DAVID WARR |
| Slaves United MICK FINCH | 0 - 0 | Lazarad-* JONATHAN REILLY |
| Solutions* LEE SMITH | 6 - 5 | Luckkus Dippus SEAMUS BYRNE |
| Solutions II* LEE SMITH | 6 - 2 | P.S.W. PETER W |
| Spartak Moocow* NEIL EASTMENT | 1 - 3 | Special Needs Soccer* GRANT YOUNG |
| Sporting L*sbian* DAN ROBERTS | 0 - 6 | Finch Prospects* JON BON JOVI |
| Stanley'z Chelsea* SEAN STANLEY | 2 - 2 | Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD |
| State Of Art PAUL WILLINGHAM | 0 - 0 | Lumpy Gravy* MICHAEL DAVIS |
| Stigproductsworks* STEPHEN LEES | 3 - 1 | Mark United MARK RACE |
| Strangers F.C.* GRAEME ROBERTSON | 0 - 1 | Super Croydon Eagles* ELAINE SHULVER |
| Stumbling Wonderers KARL DAVISON | 3 - 0 | (Almost a) Z's Eleven GARY PEARSON |
| Sutton Dross* DAVID WILLINGHAM | 0 - 2 | Well We Nearly Won A Game FC* ANDY HIRONS |
| Suttys Eleven JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | 4 - 1 | Superlosers United* DAVID WARR |
| Tangerine Army* MARK SWARBRICK | 2 - 0 | Tigger's Feet* GILBERT TIGGER |
| Terrible 12's* ALICE HIRONS | 1 - 5 | Reefton Rovers RICHARD IRVING |
| The Chelsea Boys* DARREN VICKERS | 1 - 7 | Team With No Name* JPW |
| The Ministers Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT | 6 - 0 | Mountaineers* CHRIS SCHRIER |
| The Old Farts* JIM HORGAN | 4 - 0 | Dexter Matthew's Team* DEXTER MATTHEW |
| The Special One* PAUL COX | 2 - 1 | James Kantor's Team* JAMES KANTOR |
| Tinswingers* CHRIS BRAND | 3 - 5 | Brian Planks Imports* KIERAN CROUCHER |
| Torbay Terribles* MAHARG NOSRAEP | 3 - 1 | My XI 6.0 KARL DAVISON |
| Unlucky for Some* PSW | 1 - 4 | Haringay Heroes* NADIA |
| Upwards* PSW | 7 - 6 | Ollie&Luke11 JONATHAN ANDREWS |
| Uttoxeter Blades* RICHARD FOX | 0 - 1 | We Built This City On Rock And Roll* DAVE WHITE |
| Vowellers Alexandra PETER W | 2 - 2 | What Stars(!) FC ANDY HOYLE |
| Wallidan* CHARLES FORSTER | 3 - 0 | Glasgow Thistle* BRIAN H. THISTLE |
| We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM | 3 - 5 | Going, Going, Gone ADAM PARKER |
| We're Sh:t and We Know We Are* FOURNIL | 4 - 2 | Paul Robinson Is My Best Player* COLIN FALLON |
| We're So Good, It's Unbelievable!! GARY PEARSON | 4 - 2 | Kushty FC* SED |
| Weddick FC* MICHAEL WEDDICK | 3 - 3 | Crapstars* THE GREAT |
| Weddick Utd* MICHAEL WEDDICK | 1 - 0 | Bleasdale* BILLY |
| Weggles* JASON WEGG | 1 - 0 | Super Ted Baker* ADAM SHULVER |
| Wes Tham* DAVID ROBERTS | 3 - 5 | Dusty Boy* JON ROBERTS |
| White Hart Lame* KIM BEAUMONT | 0 - 1 | We're useless JOHN WESTROP |
| Worse Than The Wrexham* KIERAN CROUCHER | 4 - 5 | Werenotverygood* ANDY BARRETT |
| Wrath Of LCFC V2* DAVID PERTAB | 4 - 6 | Antipodean Albion PETER W |
| Wrongfox22* GARY WRIGHT | 4 - 6 | Dirty Rovers JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE |
| Young Guns FC* NATHAN | 5 - 6 | Bollards United* ANDREW CLEMENTS |
| fc splasher JIM WARTON | 0 - 3 | Rob Boro FC* ROB HACKNEY |
| finsam JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | 6 - 1 | 8 Pints Of Stella Is My Lot!!* DEAN SHULVER |