NightmareSoccer Sweet-FA Cup 1st Round Replays *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Unathletico Madrid* MARK BUCKINGHAM | 0 - 4 | Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE |
| Abbey Road Crunchers* NIGEL RAYNER | 3 - 1 | Ahmadi City* BOB THOMAS |
| Pants United* DAVID WARR | 0 - 1 | Bleasdale* BILLY |
| Neil Webb's Spare Tyre* ROBERT DOLLAS | 3 - 4 | Bone It Like Beckham* HARVEY |
| Young Guns FC* NATHAN | 5 - 1 | Boot On D Eye* DAVIDSON |
| Lukes Man United* LUKE HACKETT | 1 - 1 | Bradford and Co.* CHRIS REESE |
| Ihatecity F.C* CHRIS FRY | 0 - 5 | Bring Back Buck RICHARD HANCY |
| Stanners Stormers* MICHAEL STANWORTH | 0 - 8 | Chelsea* PAUL COX |
| Jen's 11* JEN | 4 - 1 | Crayford Losers* SHANE HURFORD |
| Legends.* LEE MURTON | 1 - 0 | Dales Donkeys* DALE BARRATT |
| Werenotverygood* ANDY BARRETT | 8 - 0 | Dogs Rear Swingers* BRIAN SCARR |
| Bluebirds* JAMES WILLIAMS | 2 - 0 | Forking Cluckers* FASI |
| Reefton Rovers RICHARD IRVING | 4 - 1 | Horse II* PAUL |
| Girlie Gurls* ROISIN GUARGENA | 3 - 0 | Ingleside Invincibles* SHAUN MCDONAGH |
| Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD | 0 - 0 | Inter Spanking FC* JASON GEORGE |
| Fergies Going Down With This Team!!!* GRAHAM PEARSON | 0 - 2 | Inter The Net FC* DAVID PAUTSCH |
| Nofinchance* GREGOR RENNIE | 0 - 2 | Jason Kilby's Untitled 11* JASON KILBY |
| St Alabans Collage Boys* PARESH SETH | 0 - 2 | Mayzie's Muppets* GLEN MAYES |
| Sherbet Dip* PAUL WILLINGHAM | 4 - 0 | Michek's Warriors* MICHEK THOMPSON |
| Goocharillo* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH | 2 - 4 | Micky's Red Devils MICK THEOBALD |
| Tom's Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON | 0 - 7 | Muffley Town* SCOTT ANDERSON |
| Solutions II* LEE SMITH | 5 - 5 | Not Bothered This Time,But I Beat All You FF's Last Year* JANE PEARSON |
| Medal of Honour* RICKY SOWTEN | 0 - 2 | Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD |
| Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY | 4 - 1 | Oh Yeah Utd* TIM DODSWORTH |
| Shotsters* RYLAN CHRIS | 0 - 0 | Pauls Poopers* PAUL H |
| Locomotiv Buckfast* ANDREW SWINTON | 0 - 5 | Poo United* DAVID WARR |
| Fallen Fairies FC* KEVIN AIRS | 1 - 3 | Possibly Da Worst Team In The World?* DEXTER MATTHEW |
| Two Left Feet* BRENDAN SHEPPARD | 1 - 5 | Ringos Little Gunners STEVE RING |
| Athletico Pathetico* CORBIE | 2 - 4 | Sheffield Steelers* MIKE ALLISON |
| Matts Maniacs MATT METZGER | 0 - 0 | Sickly Parrots* BOB THOMAS |
| Chelsea Blue Boys* PAUL COX | 6 - 2 | Soccer Simpletons FC* JASON GEORGE |
| Clarke's Cripplers* PETE CLARKE | 0 - 0 | Sounds Like Youre Singin'* GREG SHUKER |
| Mourinho Blue Army* PAUL COX | 5 - 0 | St Mawes Argyle MARK BEAUMONT |
| We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM | 2 - 0 | Team From Hell* STEVE BUCHANAN |
| My Dad is a Charlton Nut !!* ALICE HIRONS | 0 - 5 | Team With No Name* JPW |
| Come On You Mighty Mariners* MATT PEARSON | 3 - 6 | The Gasheads* CLARE MCDONAGH |
| SuffolkOff* ADRIAN SCOTT | 1 - 9 | Unlucky for Some* PSW |
| Rob Boro FC* ROB HACKNEY | 4 - 0 | Untitled* CHRIS RAYNOR |
| Bobby's Bobbys.* ROBERT KENNEDY | 0 - 1 | Uttoxeter Blades* RICHARD FOX |
| All Star Slugs* ARRON SLADE | 2 - 2 | Vicious Villians* TJ |
| Sydney Swines* ANDREW CLEMENTS | 1 - 1 | Weggles* JASON WEGG |
| Jock Invasion* IAIN BROWN | 3 - 4 | What Stars(!) FC ANDY HOYLE |
| Kristen United* KRISTEN | 0 - 3 | White Hart Lame* KIM BEAUMONT |
| Hello Sailor* GARY WRIGHT | 2 - 2 | Wrath Of LCFC V2* DAVID PERTAB |
| Dexter Matthew's Team* DEXTER MATTHEW | 4 - 0 | Yip Yap Stam Is A Big Dutch Man* DAI EDWARDS |