NightmareSoccer Sweet-FA Cup 1st Round
*denotes lucky dip entry
Aberdon't* ANDREW YOUNG 6 - 0 Solutions III* LEE SMITH
Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE 0 - 0 Unathletico Madrid* MARK BUCKINGHAM
Afterburners KARL DAVISON 5 - 2 Man U-Shited* JAMES PIRIE
Ahmadi City* BOB THOMAS 0 - 0 Abbey Road Crunchers* NIGEL RAYNER
Allabouttheelbow* LLOYD SUTTON 2 - 0 Prout United* JAMES PROUT
Anotherfinemessyouvegotusinto Stanley BOB THOMAS 1 - 3 Pink Fairies SARAH W
Antipodean Albion PETER W 4 - 2 Becky* BECKY OWEN
Any Old Excuse To Lose* ANDY HIRONS 1 - 0 Meopham Colts* PETER HOWARTH
Arby's Nightmare* ROBERT BITMEAD 4 - 7 Robo's Rocking Roasters* ROBBIE TUTT
Arsenal And Chelsea Fans Smell Of Wee CHRIS EDWARDS 3 - 0 James Free* JASW
Atomic Kitten* BILL CLINTON 3 - 0 The Juan Ugarte* ROB JACKSON
Ayr Utd* STUART 0 - 5 Suttys Eleven JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE
Bab's Bloomers* BAW 5 - 3 The Stunners III* SEAN POOR
Bad Boys XI* NEIL NORTON 3 - 0 Ahmadi Forest MIKE NEEP
Baggio Town* MIKE RICCITELLI 1 - 2 Biff's Biatches* GERMAN
Baggos* ANDY BARRETT 0 - 3 Toms Terrors* TOM CHAPPLE
Bearwood Bluffers MIKE SMART 6 - 3 Ashburton Grove FC* PAUL
Becroft Bobble* JASON HAPPY 0 - 2 Fucdup LD2* GLENN WALSH
Ben's Blasters* BEN 0 - 5 Shazzas Lads* SHARON DEIGHTON
Big Brothers Bag Of Old Toffee* ANDY HIRONS 2 - 0 Y.N.F.C.* ANDY COX
Birchy's Balls-Ups* COLIN BIRCH 0 - 3 Wallidan* CHARLES FORSTER
Bleasdale* BILLY 1 - 1 Pants United* DAVID WARR
Bone It Like Beckham* HARVEY 4 - 4 Neil Webb's Spare Tyre* ROBERT DOLLAS
Boot On D Eye* DAVIDSON 0 - 0 Young Guns FC* NATHAN
Boski's And His Brother Shouting Lord Nelson Stupidly* FRANK WARD 1 - 3 Jack Attack* JACK PENATE
Bradford and Co.* CHRIS REESE 0 - 0 Lukes Man United* LUKE HACKETT
Bring Back Buck RICHARD HANCY 1 - 1 Ihatecity F.C* CHRIS FRY
Campbeltownkop DAVID BROWN 3 - 2 Bullets* STU SPILLER
Chelsea* PAUL COX 1 - 1 Stanners Stormers* MICHAEL STANWORTH
Chelsea Are The Champions* PAUL COX 3 - 5 Eric Cartman's Red Army* DEAN SHULVER
Come And Have A Go Xl* ROB RAWLINGS 3 - 1 Young Herts RHYS OWEN
Couzy Hotshots * SIMON 3 - 6 Wes Tham* DAVID ROBERTS
Crapstars* THE GREAT 2 - 1 Mum of the Bun* DEBBIE WILLIAMSON
Crayford Losers* SHANE HURFORD 4 - 4 Jen's 11* JEN
Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Banjo GARY PEARSON 0 - 4 Funny FC* JASON WILKINSON
Dales Donkeys* DALE BARRATT 3 - 3 Legends.* LEE MURTON
Dandelions* DAN 2 - 3 Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE
Daveys Diamonds* DAVID COATES 5 - 0 New Agent* BRUCE EYRE
Difference between Hull City and Bermuda Triangle?
-Bermuda Triangles got three points!
GARY PEARSON
4 - 1 Gash Ham Bams* TONY HAMILTON
Dirty Rovers JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE 5 - 0 Pooro United* SEAN POOR
Dogs Rear Swingers* BRIAN SCARR 4 - 4 Werenotverygood* ANDY BARRETT
Down We Go* ASHLEY STEARN 0 - 2 Down Familiar PETER W
Downeydas* DOWNEY 2 - 4 On Strike* JOHN GUARGENA
Ducks* DAVE RODGERS 0 - 7 Romans Army* GRAHAM HODGSON
Dyer Straits (Money for Nothing) JONATHAN W 3 - 7 The Chelsea Boys* DARREN VICKERS
East Richmond United* TONY 3 - 5 Runr* RUNR
England's Heritage PETER W 0 - 6 Outer Milan* JAMES
Fakhri Utd* ALEX 4 - 0 Fox's Boys* THE FOX
Favvers Plimsolls* CHRIS MAUDE 3 - 0 Down Boys PAUL WILLINGHAM
Forking Cluckers* FASI 0 - 0 Bluebirds* JAMES WILLIAMS
Gas Hater* JAMES 0 - 1 Maltsters Jalfrezi* PETER BLAND
Ghosts ALFIE 4 - 1 Funny Butter* PETER CLOUGH
Gml* PAUL 4 - 3 Chopper Ron's Memories* LANCE BOWDEN
Going, Going, Gone ADAM PARKER 3 - 0 McG Magic* NEIL MCGRORY
Goocharillo 2* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH 2 - 1 Gonners* LEE
Goodies* SJG 2 - 3 HIF* THOMAS GUSTAFSSON
Grecian Farmers* RICHARD SAUNDERS 2 - 3 Uncle Tom's Army* UNA CUNNIFFE
Gully Gully* RYAN MCDONAGH 5 - 2 BenaliArmy* ADRIAN MCDONAGH
Hatchets Losers* PAUL HERON 4 - 0 No Good* ANDY BARRETT
Hobnail Boots* SHAUN CLAYFORTH 0 - 1 Old Poplonians* PETER KINGHAM
Horror City AFC* MARK RACE 1 - 6 Ciderhead Shambles* BRIAN CONDON
Horse II* PAUL 2 - 2 Reefton Rovers RICHARD IRVING
Hsibburyrubbish DAVID METZGER 6 - 3 Enforcers LESLIE SMITH
Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM 3 - 1 Ipswich Invincibles JAMES WILLINGHAM
I am the Dexter* RIC SHERMAN 0 - 1 Too Good To Stay Up JAMES WILLINGHAM
Ian And Mark's Nightmares* IAN DRAYCOTT/MARK SPROULE 5 - 0 Kings* IAN DRAYCOTT
Ingleside Invincibles* SHAUN MCDONAGH 1 - 1 Girlie Gurls* ROISIN GUARGENA
Inter Spanking FC* JASON GEORGE 2 - 2 Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD
Inter The Net FC* DAVID PAUTSCH 0 - 0 Fergies Going Down With This Team!!!* GRAHAM PEARSON
J&C's Hardnuts CLAIRE NUGENT 6 - 0 Rob Leeds Tribute FC* ROB HACKNEY
JAFA United SCOTT HORWOOD 1 - 3 Dusty Boy* JON ROBERTS
Jabronis* PHILL OGDEN 0 - 5 Combat 18* MICHAEL CHAPPLE
Jason Kilby's Untitled 11* JASON KILBY 0 - 0 Nofinchance* GREGOR RENNIE
Joshua's Power Rangers* JOSHUA HIRONS 4 - 0 Rico's Rockets RICHARD HANCY
Joy for Four* PSW 0 - 4 Afc Cheese Monkey* CHRIS FIDLER
Knights* BEN HARRIS 0 - 2 I Have A T-Shirt* JACOB PEARSON
Latestarters* JON ILLINGWORTH 2 - 5 Tinswingers* CHRIS BRAND
Lillyhaze Wanderurrrs* KATHERINE ADAMS 0 - 2 Level 3 Ref now - conference watch out!! PAUL REDMOND
Luckkus Dippus SEAMUS BYRNE 3 - 0 League 23* CAMILA
Mark United MARK RACE 4 - 1 Patchway Panthers* FREDDIE LJUNGBERG
Matts Mates MATT METZGER 1 - 6 Hopeless Rovers* KATHERINE ADAMS
Mayzie's Muppets* GLEN MAYES 3 - 3 St Alabans Collage Boys* PARESH SETH
Michek's Warriors* MICHEK THOMPSON 0 - 0 Sherbet Dip* PAUL WILLINGHAM
Micky's Red Devils MICK THEOBALD 4 - 4 Goocharillo* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH
Mighty Maniax* GRAEME 2 - 4 (Almost a) Z's Eleven GARY PEARSON
Muffley Town* SCOTT ANDERSON 1 - 1 Tom's Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON
Nasha's Nightmare* JASON LAW 3 - 1 Excremental My Dear Watkins* MIKE WATKINS
News v Premier PETER W 4 - 3 Bolt&Swallow* RICHARD SOWTEN
Nicole's Untitled 11* NICOLE HEANEY 1 - 3 Big Brother City* MARK RACE
Not Bothered This Time,But I Beat All You FF's Last Year* JANE PEARSON 1 - 1 Solutions II* LEE SMITH
Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD 0 - 0 Medal of Honour* RICKY SOWTEN
Nutterville* AARON REEVES 5 - 2 smiley619* SAM MILES
O.C. United TOM DEAN 0 - 1 BAFC/Proclaimers Tribute XI* KINGSWAY NO MOARH
Oh Yeah Utd* TIM DODSWORTH 0 - 0 Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY
Oh Yes!! Another Player Sent Off!!!* ELLIOT 2 - 1 Kempers* DARREN KEMP
Our Souls ANTHONY POLLITT 6 - 5 This'll Never Catch On JOHN HOLMES
Over The Hill FC* KEVIN AIRS 2 - 3 Sutton Dross* DAVID WILLINGHAM
Overweight United* JOSHUA HIRONS 0 - 3 fc splasher JIM WARTON
Pathetic Athletic* CHRIS ASHWELL 0 - 5 BlondeBimbos* ELLEN SHEEDY
Pauls Poopers* PAUL H 0 - 0 Shotsters* RYLAN CHRIS
Poo United* DAVID WARR 0 - 0 Locomotiv Buckfast* ANDREW SWINTON
Possibly Da Worst Team In The World?* DEXTER MATTHEW 2 - 2 Fallen Fairies FC* KEVIN AIRS
Premiership Virgins GARY PEARSON 4 - 0 The Liabilities* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM
RPT Challenge PAUL WILLINGHAM 1 - 0 Atom Athletic PETER W
Read Them Right This Time TONY MOORE 2 - 4 Footballs antichrists JOHN WASHINGTON
Ready Steady Goal* ANDY HIRONS 3 - 4 Strangers F.C.* GRAEME ROBERTSON
Real Double D's* PAUL GOLIGHTLY 2 - 0 Hikingboots* DAN HARVEY
Real Sosobad* KATY ROGAN 3 - 2 The Throne ABBIE
Retards* ANDY 0 - 4 Death United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER
Rick United* RICKIE ELLIOTT 0 - 4 Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY
Ringos Little Gunners STEVE RING 4 - 4 Two Left Feet* BRENDAN SHEPPARD
Rubbish Utd* DALIA 0 - 8 One Jet Johnson* DAREN JOHNSON
Rue-Barb BARBARA W 4 - 0 Alfs Army ALEX METZGER
SJGoodies STEPHEN G 0 - 4 Fosters FC* JAMES
Sanders Utd* DANIEL 3 - 2 Tots'n'aces* JIM HODGE
She-ite XI* JIM 1 - 0 Tonexford United* TONY MOORE
Sheffield Steelers* MIKE ALLISON 0 - 0 Athletico Pathetico* CORBIE
Sickly Parrots* BOB THOMAS 1 - 1 Matts Maniacs MATT METZGER
Sit Down Shut Up* CHRIS BOUNDS 3 - 1 Milo's Wotsits MILO
Skutz* CARL SKUTELA 1 - 4 The Legendary Fatcats* STEVE RIVERS
Soccer Simpletons FC* JASON GEORGE 0 - 0 Chelsea Blue Boys* PAUL COX
Sounds Like Youre Singin'* GREG SHUKER 0 - 0 Clarke's Cripplers* PETE CLARKE
Spartak Moocow* NEIL EASTMENT 2 - 0 Sid Waddell's Flan Club KEVIN BROWN
Sporting L*sbian* DAN ROBERTS 2 - 0 Belgooly Bashers* JAMES TOBIN
Spudnik's Ejits* TOM MCDONAGH 3 - 0 Ricky Hills Heros* DAVID KENNEDY
St Mawes Argyle MARK BEAUMONT 3 - 3 Mourinho Blue Army* PAUL COX
State Of Art PAUL WILLINGHAM 2 - 0 Lushness* IAIN
Stigproductsworks* STEPHEN LEES 4 - 0 Dribbles Utd* ROB HICKLAND
Sunderland In Disguise* DAVID MOYES 0 - 4 A-Storm* DAIN SHERRY
Super Eagles* ELAINE HIRONS 0 - 1 The Special One* PAUL COX
Super Ted Baker* ADAM SHULVER 1 - 0 Barclaycard Premiership All Stars* IVAN
Superlosers United* DAVID WARR 5 - 0 Mostyns Munters* STEVE SCHRIER
Sutty's Competition* JEN 0 - 3 SWWHAL* ALEX BARNES
Swiffer ANDREW WHITE 2 - 7 Lorileven LORI
Tatsfield Rover F.C JONATHAN REDMAN 2 - 3 Weddick FC* MICHAEL WEDDICK
Team From Hell* STEVE BUCHANAN 1 - 1 We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM
Team With No Name* JPW 0 - 0 My Dad is a Charlton Nut !!* ALICE HIRONS
Team of Brilliance* MARK CALDWELL 1 - 2 Blood &Guts* NICK ROBERTS
Ted's Terrible Team* TEDDY BURKILL 2 - 4 Dyslexia Untied* ANDY COX
The Best!!* ANDY BARRETT 0 - 1 Upadub PETER W
The Brett Angell XI* JACOB TOVEY 0 - 2 8 Pints Of Stella Is My Lot!!* DEAN SHULVER
The Devils Up For Cups* NICK CLARIDGE 1 - 4 Upwards* PSW
The Gasheads* CLARE MCDONAGH 2 - 2 Come On You Mighty Mariners* MATT PEARSON
The Gnats* DIANE COOK 2 - 4 Ollie&Luke11 JONATHAN ANDREWS
The Parrott STEVE RING 0 - 5 The Ministers Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT
The Stunners* SEAN POOR 2 - 5 Vowellers Alexandra PETER W
Tonexford City* TONY MOORE 1 - 0 P155 Flaps* STEVE CLARKE
Tonexford Harriers* TONY MOORE 0 - 6 Bollards United* ANDREW CLEMENTS
Top Class (Not)* JON ILLINGWORTH 3 - 0 Booger Gerbil Buns* LEON TAYLOR
Torbay Terribles* MAHARG NOSRAEP 4 - 2 Beau Belles MARK BEAUMONT
Tottenham Hotspurs* CHARLES 0 - 2 My XI 6.0 KARL DAVISON
Trigger's Cushdys* DAVE MARFLEET 0 - 2 fucdup GLENN WALSH
Trixie's Dream Team* ROBERT WILLINGHAM 3 - 0 Topless Tarts* DAVID HICKEY
Unlucky Drip* PSW 2 - 0 Nightmare Novices PAUL WILLINGHAM
Unlucky for Some* PSW 4 - 4 SuffolkOff* ADRIAN SCOTT
Untitled* CHRIS RAYNOR 3 - 3 Rob Boro FC* ROB HACKNEY
UpYourArse* JON RADLEY 0 - 1 Stanley'z Chelsea* SEAN STANLEY
Uttoxeter Blades* RICHARD FOX 3 - 3 Bobby's Bobbys.* ROBERT KENNEDY
Vicious Villians* TJ 4 - 4 All Star Slugs* ARRON SLADE
Walls of Jericho GARY PEARSON 2 - 5 Fatty Cartmans Serious Botty Problem* ANDY HIRONS
Ward 26 Muskateers* NORA MCDONAGH 7 - 1 Loot Town* JOHN
We Could Be Zero's RICHARD HANCY 0 - 1 Tangerine Army* MARK SWARBRICK
We're useless JOHN WESTROP 4 - 3 Treblelosers* DAVE FORSTER
Weggles* JASON WEGG 3 - 3 Sydney Swines* ANDREW CLEMENTS
Well We Nearly Won A Game FC* ANDY HIRONS 1 - 0 DoubleD Wonderers* GUS DOUBLED DUTCH
What A Waster* DAVID PIDGEN 3 - 5 Optua Stowmarket Allstars FC* MARK RACE
What Stars(!) FC ANDY HOYLE 0 - 0 Jock Invasion* IAIN BROWN
White Hart Lame* KIM BEAUMONT 0 - 0 Kristen United* KRISTEN
Winking Willy's Allstars* SÉAMUS BYRNE 0 - 1 Mrs Miggins Pie Shop XI* SCOTT HORWOOD
Winning 11* EDDIE 0 - 6 Shipwrecks Revival* ASEEM ABBAS
Winning Eleven* CRISTIAN PINEDA 2 - 3 Birmingham Blunderers* ANDY SLOAN
Worse Than The Wrexham* KIERAN CROUCHER 3 - 0 Billy Bockleshore* ANDY COX
Wrath Of LCFC V2* DAVID PERTAB 1 - 1 Hello Sailor* GARY WRIGHT
Yip Yap Stam Is A Big Dutch Man* DAI EDWARDS 0 - 0 Dexter Matthew's Team* DEXTER MATTHEW
better than you dad * AIDAN REDMOND 0 - 2 Mekanorys* TUMANI
bun two bun BEN WILLIAMSON 0 - 4 Div Head* JOEL PEARSON
finsam JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE 4 - 0 Deaf Old Gits* MARTIN WILLIAMSON
smiley619 LD* SAM 7 - 2 A Refs Dream PAUL REDMOND
woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON 4 - 3 Toothless Simpletons* ADRIAN MCDONAGH
Byes through to the next round
Bexley Pathetic I Need A Defender
Tigger's Feet Matt's Motley Crew
Girlie Girls Andy Cole Is Really Good!!!
We're So Good, It's Unbelievable!! Slaves United
We're Sh:t and We Know We Are Kushty FC
Haringay Heroes P.S.W.
Grecian Farmers LD Fletchers Foxes Legends
FLOT Paul Robinson Is My Best Player
Golden Nuggets The Frankie Boys
Sinking Bex's Barmy Army!
Special Needs Soccer Hextable Hackers
Bob Hardisty Tribute XI Mountaineers
Eddies Bangers Manchester City
Tottenham Tricksters Moss Maestros
Gunnerz Mega Monstars
We Built This City On Rock And Roll Jennys
Its Not Cricket Bullseye
Phil Tufnel All-stars Sarah Free
Terrible 12's Mieke
Andys Aardvarks Lazarad-
Jim Bowen's White Supremists Fucdup LD
James Kantor's Team Charlton Are The Best
Go You Bad Things Eire 32
Wrongfox22 Michek's Originals
Shanes Lot Scot Free
Horse Buy One Get 10 Free
The Muppets. Finch Prospects
Avian Pooooolet FC Super Croydon Eagles
Champions Chelsea Bobbys Dazzlers
Stumbling Wonderers Solutions
Weddick Utd Corin United
Blue Sky United Glasgow Thistle
Eedlesexterminators Calros
Flatter To Deceive Albi Utd
Matt's Majestics Opeth XI
Brian Planks Imports Lumpy Gravy
Basement United Furypol
The Old Farts Castacoldeye
Kimbos