NightmareSoccer Sweet-FA Cup 1st Round *denotes lucky dip entry | |||||||
| Aberdon't* ANDREW YOUNG | 6 - 0 | Solutions III* LEE SMITH | |||||
| Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE | 0 - 0 | Unathletico Madrid* MARK BUCKINGHAM | |||||
| Afterburners KARL DAVISON | 5 - 2 | Man U-Shited* JAMES PIRIE | |||||
| Ahmadi City* BOB THOMAS | 0 - 0 | Abbey Road Crunchers* NIGEL RAYNER | |||||
| Allabouttheelbow* LLOYD SUTTON | 2 - 0 | Prout United* JAMES PROUT | |||||
| Anotherfinemessyouvegotusinto Stanley BOB THOMAS | 1 - 3 | Pink Fairies SARAH W | |||||
| Antipodean Albion PETER W | 4 - 2 | Becky* BECKY OWEN | |||||
| Any Old Excuse To Lose* ANDY HIRONS | 1 - 0 | Meopham Colts* PETER HOWARTH | |||||
| Arby's Nightmare* ROBERT BITMEAD | 4 - 7 | Robo's Rocking Roasters* ROBBIE TUTT | |||||
| Arsenal And Chelsea Fans Smell Of Wee CHRIS EDWARDS | 3 - 0 | James Free* JASW | |||||
| Atomic Kitten* BILL CLINTON | 3 - 0 | The Juan Ugarte* ROB JACKSON | |||||
| Ayr Utd* STUART | 0 - 5 | Suttys Eleven JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | |||||
| Bab's Bloomers* BAW | 5 - 3 | The Stunners III* SEAN POOR | |||||
| Bad Boys XI* NEIL NORTON | 3 - 0 | Ahmadi Forest MIKE NEEP | |||||
| Baggio Town* MIKE RICCITELLI | 1 - 2 | Biff's Biatches* GERMAN | |||||
| Baggos* ANDY BARRETT | 0 - 3 | Toms Terrors* TOM CHAPPLE | |||||
| Bearwood Bluffers MIKE SMART | 6 - 3 | Ashburton Grove FC* PAUL | |||||
| Becroft Bobble* JASON HAPPY | 0 - 2 | Fucdup LD2* GLENN WALSH | |||||
| Ben's Blasters* BEN | 0 - 5 | Shazzas Lads* SHARON DEIGHTON | |||||
| Big Brothers Bag Of Old Toffee* ANDY HIRONS | 2 - 0 | Y.N.F.C.* ANDY COX | |||||
| Birchy's Balls-Ups* COLIN BIRCH | 0 - 3 | Wallidan* CHARLES FORSTER | |||||
| Bleasdale* BILLY | 1 - 1 | Pants United* DAVID WARR | |||||
| Bone It Like Beckham* HARVEY | 4 - 4 | Neil Webb's Spare Tyre* ROBERT DOLLAS | |||||
| Boot On D Eye* DAVIDSON | 0 - 0 | Young Guns FC* NATHAN | |||||
| Boski's And His Brother Shouting Lord Nelson Stupidly* FRANK WARD | 1 - 3 | Jack Attack* JACK PENATE | |||||
| Bradford and Co.* CHRIS REESE | 0 - 0 | Lukes Man United* LUKE HACKETT | |||||
| Bring Back Buck RICHARD HANCY | 1 - 1 | Ihatecity F.C* CHRIS FRY | |||||
| Campbeltownkop DAVID BROWN | 3 - 2 | Bullets* STU SPILLER | |||||
| Chelsea* PAUL COX | 1 - 1 | Stanners Stormers* MICHAEL STANWORTH | |||||
| Chelsea Are The Champions* PAUL COX | 3 - 5 | Eric Cartman's Red Army* DEAN SHULVER | |||||
| Come And Have A Go Xl* ROB RAWLINGS | 3 - 1 | Young Herts RHYS OWEN | |||||
| Couzy Hotshots * SIMON | 3 - 6 | Wes Tham* DAVID ROBERTS | |||||
| Crapstars* THE GREAT | 2 - 1 | Mum of the Bun* DEBBIE WILLIAMSON | |||||
| Crayford Losers* SHANE HURFORD | 4 - 4 | Jen's 11* JEN | |||||
| Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Banjo GARY PEARSON | 0 - 4 | Funny FC* JASON WILKINSON | |||||
| Dales Donkeys* DALE BARRATT | 3 - 3 | Legends.* LEE MURTON | |||||
| Dandelions* DAN | 2 - 3 | Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE | |||||
| Daveys Diamonds* DAVID COATES | 5 - 0 | New Agent* BRUCE EYRE | |||||
| Difference between Hull City and Bermuda Triangle? -Bermuda Triangles got three points! GARY PEARSON |
4 - 1 | Gash Ham Bams* TONY HAMILTON | |||||
| Dirty Rovers JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | 5 - 0 | Pooro United* SEAN POOR | |||||
| Dogs Rear Swingers* BRIAN SCARR | 4 - 4 | Werenotverygood* ANDY BARRETT | |||||
| Down We Go* ASHLEY STEARN | 0 - 2 | Down Familiar PETER W | |||||
| Downeydas* DOWNEY | 2 - 4 | On Strike* JOHN GUARGENA | |||||
| Ducks* DAVE RODGERS | 0 - 7 | Romans Army* GRAHAM HODGSON | |||||
| Dyer Straits (Money for Nothing) JONATHAN W | 3 - 7 | The Chelsea Boys* DARREN VICKERS | |||||
| East Richmond United* TONY | 3 - 5 | Runr* RUNR | |||||
| England's Heritage PETER W | 0 - 6 | Outer Milan* JAMES | |||||
| Fakhri Utd* ALEX | 4 - 0 | Fox's Boys* THE FOX | |||||
| Favvers Plimsolls* CHRIS MAUDE | 3 - 0 | Down Boys PAUL WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Forking Cluckers* FASI | 0 - 0 | Bluebirds* JAMES WILLIAMS | |||||
| Gas Hater* JAMES | 0 - 1 | Maltsters Jalfrezi* PETER BLAND | |||||
| Ghosts ALFIE | 4 - 1 | Funny Butter* PETER CLOUGH | |||||
| Gml* PAUL | 4 - 3 | Chopper Ron's Memories* LANCE BOWDEN | |||||
| Going, Going, Gone ADAM PARKER | 3 - 0 | McG Magic* NEIL MCGRORY | |||||
| Goocharillo 2* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH | 2 - 1 | Gonners* LEE | |||||
| Goodies* SJG | 2 - 3 | HIF* THOMAS GUSTAFSSON | |||||
| Grecian Farmers* RICHARD SAUNDERS | 2 - 3 | Uncle Tom's Army* UNA CUNNIFFE | |||||
| Gully Gully* RYAN MCDONAGH | 5 - 2 | BenaliArmy* ADRIAN MCDONAGH | |||||
| Hatchets Losers* PAUL HERON | 4 - 0 | No Good* ANDY BARRETT | |||||
| Hobnail Boots* SHAUN CLAYFORTH | 0 - 1 | Old Poplonians* PETER KINGHAM | |||||
| Horror City AFC* MARK RACE | 1 - 6 | Ciderhead Shambles* BRIAN CONDON | |||||
| Horse II* PAUL | 2 - 2 | Reefton Rovers RICHARD IRVING | |||||
| Hsibburyrubbish DAVID METZGER | 6 - 3 | Enforcers LESLIE SMITH | |||||
| Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM | 3 - 1 | Ipswich Invincibles JAMES WILLINGHAM | |||||
| I am the Dexter* RIC SHERMAN | 0 - 1 | Too Good To Stay Up JAMES WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Ian And Mark's Nightmares* IAN DRAYCOTT/MARK SPROULE | 5 - 0 | Kings* IAN DRAYCOTT | |||||
| Ingleside Invincibles* SHAUN MCDONAGH | 1 - 1 | Girlie Gurls* ROISIN GUARGENA | |||||
| Inter Spanking FC* JASON GEORGE | 2 - 2 | Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD | |||||
| Inter The Net FC* DAVID PAUTSCH | 0 - 0 | Fergies Going Down With This Team!!!* GRAHAM PEARSON | |||||
| J&C's Hardnuts CLAIRE NUGENT | 6 - 0 | Rob Leeds Tribute FC* ROB HACKNEY | |||||
| JAFA United SCOTT HORWOOD | 1 - 3 | Dusty Boy* JON ROBERTS | |||||
| Jabronis* PHILL OGDEN | 0 - 5 | Combat 18* MICHAEL CHAPPLE | |||||
| Jason Kilby's Untitled 11* JASON KILBY | 0 - 0 | Nofinchance* GREGOR RENNIE | |||||
| Joshua's Power Rangers* JOSHUA HIRONS | 4 - 0 | Rico's Rockets RICHARD HANCY | |||||
| Joy for Four* PSW | 0 - 4 | Afc Cheese Monkey* CHRIS FIDLER | |||||
| Knights* BEN HARRIS | 0 - 2 | I Have A T-Shirt* JACOB PEARSON | |||||
| Latestarters* JON ILLINGWORTH | 2 - 5 | Tinswingers* CHRIS BRAND | |||||
| Lillyhaze Wanderurrrs* KATHERINE ADAMS | 0 - 2 | Level 3 Ref now - conference watch out!! PAUL REDMOND | |||||
| Luckkus Dippus SEAMUS BYRNE | 3 - 0 | League 23* CAMILA | |||||
| Mark United MARK RACE | 4 - 1 | Patchway Panthers* FREDDIE LJUNGBERG | |||||
| Matts Mates MATT METZGER | 1 - 6 | Hopeless Rovers* KATHERINE ADAMS | |||||
| Mayzie's Muppets* GLEN MAYES | 3 - 3 | St Alabans Collage Boys* PARESH SETH | |||||
| Michek's Warriors* MICHEK THOMPSON | 0 - 0 | Sherbet Dip* PAUL WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Micky's Red Devils MICK THEOBALD | 4 - 4 | Goocharillo* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH | |||||
| Mighty Maniax* GRAEME | 2 - 4 | (Almost a) Z's Eleven GARY PEARSON | |||||
| Muffley Town* SCOTT ANDERSON | 1 - 1 | Tom's Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON | |||||
| Nasha's Nightmare* JASON LAW | 3 - 1 | Excremental My Dear Watkins* MIKE WATKINS | |||||
| News v Premier PETER W | 4 - 3 | Bolt&Swallow* RICHARD SOWTEN | |||||
| Nicole's Untitled 11* NICOLE HEANEY | 1 - 3 | Big Brother City* MARK RACE | |||||
| Not Bothered This Time,But I Beat All You FF's Last Year* JANE PEARSON | 1 - 1 | Solutions II* LEE SMITH | |||||
| Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD | 0 - 0 | Medal of Honour* RICKY SOWTEN | |||||
| Nutterville* AARON REEVES | 5 - 2 | smiley619* SAM MILES | |||||
| O.C. United TOM DEAN | 0 - 1 | BAFC/Proclaimers Tribute XI* KINGSWAY NO MOARH | |||||
| Oh Yeah Utd* TIM DODSWORTH | 0 - 0 | Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY | |||||
| Oh Yes!! Another Player Sent Off!!!* ELLIOT | 2 - 1 | Kempers* DARREN KEMP | |||||
| Our Souls ANTHONY POLLITT | 6 - 5 | This'll Never Catch On JOHN HOLMES | |||||
| Over The Hill FC* KEVIN AIRS | 2 - 3 | Sutton Dross* DAVID WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Overweight United* JOSHUA HIRONS | 0 - 3 | fc splasher JIM WARTON | |||||
| Pathetic Athletic* CHRIS ASHWELL | 0 - 5 | BlondeBimbos* ELLEN SHEEDY | |||||
| Pauls Poopers* PAUL H | 0 - 0 | Shotsters* RYLAN CHRIS | |||||
| Poo United* DAVID WARR | 0 - 0 | Locomotiv Buckfast* ANDREW SWINTON | |||||
| Possibly Da Worst Team In The World?* DEXTER MATTHEW | 2 - 2 | Fallen Fairies FC* KEVIN AIRS | |||||
| Premiership Virgins GARY PEARSON | 4 - 0 | The Liabilities* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM | |||||
| RPT Challenge PAUL WILLINGHAM | 1 - 0 | Atom Athletic PETER W | |||||
| Read Them Right This Time TONY MOORE | 2 - 4 | Footballs antichrists JOHN WASHINGTON | |||||
| Ready Steady Goal* ANDY HIRONS | 3 - 4 | Strangers F.C.* GRAEME ROBERTSON | |||||
| Real Double D's* PAUL GOLIGHTLY | 2 - 0 | Hikingboots* DAN HARVEY | |||||
| Real Sosobad* KATY ROGAN | 3 - 2 | The Throne ABBIE | |||||
| Retards* ANDY | 0 - 4 | Death United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER | |||||
| Rick United* RICKIE ELLIOTT | 0 - 4 | Leicester Losers ANNA SOWERBY | |||||
| Ringos Little Gunners STEVE RING | 4 - 4 | Two Left Feet* BRENDAN SHEPPARD | |||||
| Rubbish Utd* DALIA | 0 - 8 | One Jet Johnson* DAREN JOHNSON | |||||
| Rue-Barb BARBARA W | 4 - 0 | Alfs Army ALEX METZGER | |||||
| SJGoodies STEPHEN G | 0 - 4 | Fosters FC* JAMES | |||||
| Sanders Utd* DANIEL | 3 - 2 | Tots'n'aces* JIM HODGE | |||||
| She-ite XI* JIM | 1 - 0 | Tonexford United* TONY MOORE | |||||
| Sheffield Steelers* MIKE ALLISON | 0 - 0 | Athletico Pathetico* CORBIE | |||||
| Sickly Parrots* BOB THOMAS | 1 - 1 | Matts Maniacs MATT METZGER | |||||
| Sit Down Shut Up* CHRIS BOUNDS | 3 - 1 | Milo's Wotsits MILO | |||||
| Skutz* CARL SKUTELA | 1 - 4 | The Legendary Fatcats* STEVE RIVERS | |||||
| Soccer Simpletons FC* JASON GEORGE | 0 - 0 | Chelsea Blue Boys* PAUL COX | |||||
| Sounds Like Youre Singin'* GREG SHUKER | 0 - 0 | Clarke's Cripplers* PETE CLARKE | |||||
| Spartak Moocow* NEIL EASTMENT | 2 - 0 | Sid Waddell's Flan Club KEVIN BROWN | |||||
| Sporting L*sbian* DAN ROBERTS | 2 - 0 | Belgooly Bashers* JAMES TOBIN | |||||
| Spudnik's Ejits* TOM MCDONAGH | 3 - 0 | Ricky Hills Heros* DAVID KENNEDY | |||||
| St Mawes Argyle MARK BEAUMONT | 3 - 3 | Mourinho Blue Army* PAUL COX | |||||
| State Of Art PAUL WILLINGHAM | 2 - 0 | Lushness* IAIN | |||||
| Stigproductsworks* STEPHEN LEES | 4 - 0 | Dribbles Utd* ROB HICKLAND | |||||
| Sunderland In Disguise* DAVID MOYES | 0 - 4 | A-Storm* DAIN SHERRY | |||||
| Super Eagles* ELAINE HIRONS | 0 - 1 | The Special One* PAUL COX | |||||
| Super Ted Baker* ADAM SHULVER | 1 - 0 | Barclaycard Premiership All Stars* IVAN | |||||
| Superlosers United* DAVID WARR | 5 - 0 | Mostyns Munters* STEVE SCHRIER | |||||
| Sutty's Competition* JEN | 0 - 3 | SWWHAL* ALEX BARNES | |||||
| Swiffer ANDREW WHITE | 2 - 7 | Lorileven LORI | |||||
| Tatsfield Rover F.C JONATHAN REDMAN | 2 - 3 | Weddick FC* MICHAEL WEDDICK | |||||
| Team From Hell* STEVE BUCHANAN | 1 - 1 | We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM | |||||
| Team With No Name* JPW | 0 - 0 | My Dad is a Charlton Nut !!* ALICE HIRONS | |||||
| Team of Brilliance* MARK CALDWELL | 1 - 2 | Blood &Guts* NICK ROBERTS | |||||
| Ted's Terrible Team* TEDDY BURKILL | 2 - 4 | Dyslexia Untied* ANDY COX | |||||
| The Best!!* ANDY BARRETT | 0 - 1 | Upadub PETER W | |||||
| The Brett Angell XI* JACOB TOVEY | 0 - 2 | 8 Pints Of Stella Is My Lot!!* DEAN SHULVER | |||||
| The Devils Up For Cups* NICK CLARIDGE | 1 - 4 | Upwards* PSW | |||||
| The Gasheads* CLARE MCDONAGH | 2 - 2 | Come On You Mighty Mariners* MATT PEARSON | |||||
| The Gnats* DIANE COOK | 2 - 4 | Ollie&Luke11 JONATHAN ANDREWS | |||||
| The Parrott STEVE RING | 0 - 5 | The Ministers Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT | |||||
| The Stunners* SEAN POOR | 2 - 5 | Vowellers Alexandra PETER W | |||||
| Tonexford City* TONY MOORE | 1 - 0 | P155 Flaps* STEVE CLARKE | |||||
| Tonexford Harriers* TONY MOORE | 0 - 6 | Bollards United* ANDREW CLEMENTS | |||||
| Top Class (Not)* JON ILLINGWORTH | 3 - 0 | Booger Gerbil Buns* LEON TAYLOR | |||||
| Torbay Terribles* MAHARG NOSRAEP | 4 - 2 | Beau Belles MARK BEAUMONT | |||||
| Tottenham Hotspurs* CHARLES | 0 - 2 | My XI 6.0 KARL DAVISON | |||||
| Trigger's Cushdys* DAVE MARFLEET | 0 - 2 | fucdup GLENN WALSH | |||||
| Trixie's Dream Team* ROBERT WILLINGHAM | 3 - 0 | Topless Tarts* DAVID HICKEY | |||||
| Unlucky Drip* PSW | 2 - 0 | Nightmare Novices PAUL WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Unlucky for Some* PSW | 4 - 4 | SuffolkOff* ADRIAN SCOTT | |||||
| Untitled* CHRIS RAYNOR | 3 - 3 | Rob Boro FC* ROB HACKNEY | |||||
| UpYourArse* JON RADLEY | 0 - 1 | Stanley'z Chelsea* SEAN STANLEY | |||||
| Uttoxeter Blades* RICHARD FOX | 3 - 3 | Bobby's Bobbys.* ROBERT KENNEDY | |||||
| Vicious Villians* TJ | 4 - 4 | All Star Slugs* ARRON SLADE | |||||
| Walls of Jericho GARY PEARSON | 2 - 5 | Fatty Cartmans Serious Botty Problem* ANDY HIRONS | |||||
| Ward 26 Muskateers* NORA MCDONAGH | 7 - 1 | Loot Town* JOHN | |||||
| We Could Be Zero's RICHARD HANCY | 0 - 1 | Tangerine Army* MARK SWARBRICK | |||||
| We're useless JOHN WESTROP | 4 - 3 | Treblelosers* DAVE FORSTER | |||||
| Weggles* JASON WEGG | 3 - 3 | Sydney Swines* ANDREW CLEMENTS | |||||
| Well We Nearly Won A Game FC* ANDY HIRONS | 1 - 0 | DoubleD Wonderers* GUS DOUBLED DUTCH | |||||
| What A Waster* DAVID PIDGEN | 3 - 5 | Optua Stowmarket Allstars FC* MARK RACE | |||||
| What Stars(!) FC ANDY HOYLE | 0 - 0 | Jock Invasion* IAIN BROWN | |||||
| White Hart Lame* KIM BEAUMONT | 0 - 0 | Kristen United* KRISTEN | |||||
| Winking Willy's Allstars* SÉAMUS BYRNE | 0 - 1 | Mrs Miggins Pie Shop XI* SCOTT HORWOOD | |||||
| Winning 11* EDDIE | 0 - 6 | Shipwrecks Revival* ASEEM ABBAS | |||||
| Winning Eleven* CRISTIAN PINEDA | 2 - 3 | Birmingham Blunderers* ANDY SLOAN | |||||
| Worse Than The Wrexham* KIERAN CROUCHER | 3 - 0 | Billy Bockleshore* ANDY COX | |||||
| Wrath Of LCFC V2* DAVID PERTAB | 1 - 1 | Hello Sailor* GARY WRIGHT | |||||
| Yip Yap Stam Is A Big Dutch Man* DAI EDWARDS | 0 - 0 | Dexter Matthew's Team* DEXTER MATTHEW | |||||
| better than you dad * AIDAN REDMOND | 0 - 2 | Mekanorys* TUMANI | |||||
| bun two bun BEN WILLIAMSON | 0 - 4 | Div Head* JOEL PEARSON | |||||
| finsam JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | 4 - 0 | Deaf Old Gits* MARTIN WILLIAMSON | |||||
| smiley619 LD* SAM | 7 - 2 | A Refs Dream PAUL REDMOND | |||||
| woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON | 4 - 3 | Toothless Simpletons* ADRIAN MCDONAGH | |||||
Byes through to the next round | |||||||
| Bexley Pathetic | I Need A Defender | ||||||
| Tigger's Feet | Matt's Motley Crew | ||||||
| Girlie Girls | Andy Cole Is Really Good!!! | ||||||
| We're So Good, It's Unbelievable!! | Slaves United | ||||||
| We're Sh:t and We Know We Are | Kushty FC | ||||||
| Haringay Heroes | P.S.W. | ||||||
| Grecian Farmers LD | Fletchers Foxes Legends | ||||||
| FLOT | Paul Robinson Is My Best Player | ||||||
| Golden Nuggets | The Frankie Boys | ||||||
| Sinking | Bex's Barmy Army! | ||||||
| Special Needs Soccer | Hextable Hackers | ||||||
| Bob Hardisty Tribute XI | Mountaineers | ||||||
| Eddies Bangers | Manchester City | ||||||
| Tottenham Tricksters | Moss Maestros | ||||||
| Gunnerz | Mega Monstars | ||||||
| We Built This City On Rock And Roll | Jennys | ||||||
| Its Not Cricket | Bullseye | ||||||
| Phil Tufnel All-stars | Sarah Free | ||||||
| Terrible 12's | Mieke | ||||||
| Andys Aardvarks | Lazarad- | ||||||
| Jim Bowen's White Supremists | Fucdup LD | ||||||
| James Kantor's Team | Charlton Are The Best | ||||||
| Go You Bad Things | Eire 32 | ||||||
| Wrongfox22 | Michek's Originals | ||||||
| Shanes Lot | Scot Free | ||||||
| Horse | Buy One Get 10 Free | ||||||
| The Muppets. | Finch Prospects | ||||||
| Avian Pooooolet FC | Super Croydon Eagles | ||||||
| Champions Chelsea | Bobbys Dazzlers | ||||||
| Stumbling Wonderers | Solutions | ||||||
| Weddick Utd | Corin United | ||||||
| Blue Sky United | Glasgow Thistle | ||||||
| Eedlesexterminators | Calros | ||||||
| Flatter To Deceive | Albi Utd | ||||||
| Matt's Majestics | Opeth XI | ||||||
| Brian Planks Imports | Lumpy Gravy | ||||||
| Basement United | Furypol | ||||||
| The Old Farts | Castacoldeye | ||||||
| Kimbos | |||||||