NightmareSoccer Numptys League Worthless Cup Last 32 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Annerley Alchies* SARAH | 1 - 3 | Hatchets Hooligans* PAUL HERON |
| Athletico Pathetico SPL* CORBIE | 3 - 2 | Highland Twits* KIERAN LINDSAY |
| Celtic* KIRSTY | 1 - 0 | Big Strong Boys* SAM |
| Celtic Scum* JACK SIMMONS | 2 - 2 | Ally McScots United* DE BOM |
| Cocacolagals2* ROISIN GUARGENA | 0 - 3 | Jen's 11* JEN |
| Ev's Untitled Team* EV | 0 - 1 | South London Gangsters* MARK CHAPPLE |
| Get Down* PSW | 1 - 0 | England For The World Cup!!! Haha* MATT PEARSON |
| Highlanders* JASON WILKINSON | 3 - 2 | Down Boys PAUL WILLINGHAM |
| Middlemac's Maestros* NEIL MCGRORY | 1 - 1 | Losers All* SHANE HURFORD |
| Muir Of Ord Rejects* GARY SUTHERLAND | 5 - 1 | Useless Counts* TOASTER |
| Scantipodean Albion PETER W | 4 - 2 | Walters Whippetts* ROWAN RALLEY |
| Scottish Fiction PAUL WILLINGHAM | 2 - 4 | Michek's Warriors* MICHEK THOMPSON |
| Skunk Smokers Paradise* GODFATHER | 2 - 2 | Scottish People Smile* HBOOTS |
| Toms Tearaways* TOM | 2 - 2 | Tartens* THE HIGHLANDER |
| Upyerkilt* GREGOR RENNIE | 2 - 1 | Celtic 83* LYNSEY |
| Victoria Concordia Crescit* RICHARD ADAMS | 2 - 1 | Suttys Scottish Eleven* JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE |