NightmareSoccer Numptys Worthless Cup 1st Round *denotes lucky dip entry | |||||||
| Ev's Untitled Team* EV | 5 - 1 | Scottish Counts* HARVEY | |||||
| Sack David Hay* ALISTAIR ROBB | 0 - 5 | Scantipodean Albion PETER W | |||||
| Scotch Scam* ADAM SPURS YID | 1 - 7 | Ally McScots United* DE BOM | |||||
| Suttys Scottish Eleven* JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE | 7 - 2 | Scwarchers* HITLER | |||||
| The Wee Crappy Football Team* JACK MCGINTY | 2 - 3 | Walters Whippetts* ROWAN RALLEY | |||||
Byes through to the next round | |||||||
| Middlemac's Maestros | Celtic 83 | ||||||
| Cocacolagals2 | Athletico Pathetico SPL | ||||||
| Toms Tearaways | Victoria Concordia Crescit | ||||||
| Get Down | Down Boys | ||||||
| England For The World Cup!!! Haha | Michek's Warriors | ||||||
| Losers All | Celtic Scum | ||||||
| South London Gangsters | Scottish People Smile | ||||||
| Tartens | Celtic | ||||||
| Jen's 11 | Upyerkilt | ||||||
| Muir Of Ord Rejects | Highland Twits | ||||||
| Hatchets Hooligans | Highlanders | ||||||
| Skunk Smokers Paradise | Scottish Fiction | ||||||
| Big Strong Boys | Useless Counts | ||||||
| Annerley Alchies | |||||||