NightmareSoccer McDonkeys League Worthless Cup Last 16 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Diddies Utd GORDON CONNOR | 0 - 1 | The Wee Toothless Simpletons* ADRIAN MCDONAGH |
| Kiss* JPW | 2 - 1 | McRue-Barb* BAW |
| Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE | 1 - 2 | Goods* SJG |
| Matt's Magnificents MATTHEW J MOSS | 2 - 1 | Nervoussheep JOHN THOMSON |
| Partickhill Magyars PAUL WILLINGHAM | 1 - 0 | Thouroughly Thought Through* JOHN HOLMES |
| The Best* ANDY BARRETT | 3 - 3 | Its Not The Winning Its The Taking Apart That Counts* JIM HODGE |
| The Happy Hoops* BRIAN H. THISTLE | 0 - 1 | scumbumbton MARTIN MEENAN |
| The Loons* JASON GEORGE | 0 - 0 | Risen* PSW |