NightmareSoccer Headless McChickens League Worthless Cup Quarter Finals *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Haggis Gods Food* GREGOR RENNIE | 3 - 0 | Bleedin Scottish League* JOHN WESTROP |
| Joshua's Nappies* ANDY HIRONS | 2 - 1 | Go You Haggis Eaters* ADAM PARKER |
| McLucky Drip* PSW | 4 - 2 | Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Bagpipe GARY PEARSON |
| Wills Boys* ANDY BARRETT | 0 - 1 | Shellick Utd* MATT GREEN |