NightmareSoccer Headless McChickens League Worthless Cup Last 32 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Bleedin Scottish League* JOHN WESTROP | 3 - 1 | Celtic Suck* SHANE HURFORD |
| Haggis Gods Food* GREGOR RENNIE | 3 - 0 | Ai Jim Lad* JOHN PAUL "CHAMPION" MEREDITH |
| I Have Stinky Nappies Athletic* JOSHUA HIRONS | 1 - 1 | Gimpel Gumbal DAVID METZGER |
| Jen's Angels* JEN | 0 - 2 | McLucky Drip* PSW |
| Joshua's Nappies* ANDY HIRONS | 2 - 0 | Street Forge FC* MARK RACE |
| Miaow For The Champions' League MILO | 1 - 3 | random scots* JASW |
| Michek's Warriors 2* MICHEK THOMPSON | 0 - 2 | Go You Haggis Eaters* ADAM PARKER |
| Och Eye Dee Neu * PAUL REDMOND | 0 - 1 | Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Bagpipe GARY PEARSON |
| Osprey Heights* WILLINGHAM, JARVIS AND MCDADE | 4 - 3 | H*e*dspace FC* GAZ |
| Return To Division 3... Part 2 ABBIE | 2 - 2 | Wardy United* ANDREW |
| Satans Slaves fc* GAZ | 0 - 0 | Matthew's Marvels* MATTHEW J MOSS |
| Shellick Utd* MATT GREEN | 3 - 2 | Poo Bum FC* ELAINE SHULVER |
| Skankybitches* SARAH HARWARD | 5 - 0 | The Gifted Ones RICHARD HANCY |
| The McMinisters Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT | 1 - 1 | My Experiment So Far: Vogts 0-2 Eriksson* RONAN |
| WestEnders* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM | 7 - 3 | Scatom Athletic PETER W |
| Wills Boys* ANDY BARRETT | 4 - 2 | Mynci Tennis* GERRY |