NightmareSoccer Headless McChickens League Worthless Cup Last 16 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Bleedin Scottish League* JOHN WESTROP | 3 - 0 | I Have Stinky Nappies Athletic* JOSHUA HIRONS |
| Matthew's Marvels* MATTHEW J MOSS | 0 - 5 | McLucky Drip* PSW |
| My Experiment So Far: Vogts 0-2 Eriksson* RONAN | 2 - 2 | Haggis Gods Food* GREGOR RENNIE |
| Osprey Heights* WILLINGHAM, JARVIS AND MCDADE | 2 - 4 | Joshua's Nappies* ANDY HIRONS |
| Return To Division 3... Part 2 ABBIE | 2 - 4 | Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A Bagpipe GARY PEARSON |
| Skankybitches* SARAH HARWARD | 2 - 2 | Shellick Utd* MATT GREEN |
| WestEnders* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM | 1 - 4 | Wills Boys* ANDY BARRETT |
| random scots* JASW | 0 - 1 | Go You Haggis Eaters* ADAM PARKER |