NightmareSoccer Handbags League Worthless Cup Last 32 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| A-Storm* DAIN SHERRY | 3 - 1 | Forking Cluckers* FASI |
| Bad Boys XI* NEIL NORTON | 1 - 0 | P155 Flaps* STEVE CLARKE |
| Champions Chelsea* PAUL COX | 1 - 4 | Outer Milan* JAMES |
| Fosters FC* JAMES | 0 - 5 | On Strike* JOHN GUARGENA |
| Grecian Farmers LD* RICHARD SAUNDERS | 4 - 0 | The Chelsea Boys* DARREN VICKERS |
| Mega Monstars* TUMANI | 0 - 1 | Boot On D Eye* DAVIDSON |
| Nicole's Untitled 11* NICOLE HEANEY | 0 - 5 | Uttoxeter Blades* RICHARD FOX |
| Pants United* DAVID WARR | 3 - 0 | The Gnats* DIANE COOK |
| Possibly Da Worst Team In The World?* DEXTER MATTHEW | 4 - 1 | Horror City AFC* MARK RACE |
| RPT Challenge PAUL WILLINGHAM | 0 - 0 | Gunnerz* SEAN GUARGENA |
| St Mawes Argyle MARK BEAUMONT | 1 - 0 | Crapstars* THE GREAT |
| Tangerine Army* MARK SWARBRICK | 3 - 0 | Superlosers United* DAVID WARR |
| Wallidan* CHARLES FORSTER | 1 - 2 | Unlucky Drip* PSW |
| Walls of Jericho GARY PEARSON | 0 - 3 | FLOT PETER W |
| What A Waster* DAVID PIDGEN | 4 - 3 | Goocharillo 2* GRAHAME DUHIG-SMITH |
| Yip Yap Stam Is A Big Dutch Man* DAI EDWARDS | 1 - 5 | Team From Hell* STEVE BUCHANAN |