NightmareSoccer Donkeys League Worthless Cup Last 32 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Antipodean Albion PETER W | 2 - 0 | Biff's Biatches* GERMAN |
| Birchy's Balls-Ups* COLIN BIRCH | 1 - 2 | Tom's Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON |
| Booger Gerbil Buns* LEON TAYLOR | 0 - 1 | Stumbling Wonderers KARL DAVISON |
| Calros* JOHN HOLMES | 7 - 1 | Nightmare Novices PAUL WILLINGHAM |
| DoubleD Wonderers* GUS DOUBLED DUTCH | 2 - 1 | bun two bun BEN WILLIAMSON |
| Fallen Fairies FC* KEVIN AIRS | 0 - 0 | Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE |
| Ipswich Invincibles JAMES WILLINGHAM | 3 - 3 | Winning Eleven* CRISTIAN PINEDA |
| Lazarad-* JONATHAN REILLY | 0 - 0 | Tots'n'aces* JIM HODGE |
| Matt's Majestics MATTHEW J MOSS | 1 - 3 | HIF* THOMAS GUSTAFSSON |
| McG Magic* NEIL MCGRORY | 3 - 0 | Corin United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER |
| News v Premier PETER W | 1 - 0 | Weddick Utd* MICHAEL WEDDICK |
| Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD | 2 - 0 | The Devils Up For Cups* NICK CLARIDGE |
| Sutton Dross* DAVID WILLINGHAM | 2 - 0 | Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD |
| Toothless Simpletons* ADRIAN MCDONAGH | 0 - 4 | Dyer Straits (Money for Nothing) JONATHAN W |
| Unathletico Madrid* MARK BUCKINGHAM | 4 - 4 | Pink Fairies SARAH W |
| Young Herts RHYS OWEN | 3 - 0 | Glasgow Thistle* BRIAN H. THISTLE |