NightmareSoccer Donkeys Worthless Cup 1st Round *denotes lucky dip entry | |||||||
| Arsenal And Chelsea Fans Smell Of Wee CHRIS EDWARDS | 1 - 4 | The Devils Up For Cups* NICK CLARIDGE | |||||
| Birchy's Balls-Ups* COLIN BIRCH | 2 - 0 | Tinswingers* CHRIS BRAND | |||||
| Boski's And His Brother Shouting Lord Nelson Stupidly* FRANK WARD | 2 - 4 | Young Herts RHYS OWEN | |||||
| Buy One Get 10 Free* MRS. ÉVA WILLINGHAM | 3 - 6 | Winning Eleven* CRISTIAN PINEDA | |||||
| Calros* JOHN HOLMES | 1 - 1 | SJGoodies STEPHEN G | |||||
| DoubleD Wonderers* GUS DOUBLED DUTCH | 3 - 3 | Tonexford City* TONY MOORE | |||||
| Fallen Fairies FC* KEVIN AIRS | 5 - 2 | Kempers* DARREN KEMP | |||||
| Gml* PAUL | 5 - 5 | Nightmare Novices PAUL WILLINGHAM | |||||
| HIF* THOMAS GUSTAFSSON | 6 - 2 | Campbeltownkop DAVID BROWN | |||||
| Ian And Mark's Nightmares* IAN DRAYCOTT/MARK SPROULE | 0 - 1 | Biff's Biatches* GERMAN | |||||
| Ipswich Invincibles JAMES WILLINGHAM | 2 - 1 | Shipwrecks Revival* ASEEM ABBAS | |||||
| Lazarad-* JONATHAN REILLY | 3 - 1 | Bobby's Bobbys.* ROBERT KENNEDY | |||||
| Magic Moments* LINDA CLARKE | 6 - 5 | Nasha's Nightmare* JASON LAW | |||||
| Matt's Majestics MATTHEW J MOSS | 7 - 1 | Mum of the Bun* DEBBIE WILLIAMSON | |||||
| McG Magic* NEIL MCGRORY | 9 - 1 | Barclaycard Premiership All Stars* IVAN | |||||
| Muffley Town* SCOTT ANDERSON | 3 - 4 | Antipodean Albion PETER W | |||||
| Pink Fairies SARAH W | 4 - 0 | Trixie's Dream Team* ROBERT WILLINGHAM | |||||
| Real Sosobad* KATY ROGAN | 2 - 6 | Notvery Athletic* JOHN FIELD | |||||
| Rue-Barb BARBARA W | 0 - 1 | Corin United* CORIN BRIAULT - HUTTER | |||||
| Sincil Bankers* GARETH HUBBARD | 1 - 1 | Spartak Moocow* NEIL EASTMENT | |||||
| Sit Down Shut Up* CHRIS BOUNDS | 2 - 4 | Tom's Tigers* THOMAS WILLIAMSON | |||||
| Stumbling Wonderers KARL DAVISON | 4 - 0 | Deaf Old Gits* MARTIN WILLIAMSON | |||||
| Sutton Dross* DAVID WILLINGHAM | 2 - 0 | Fourextop* DAVID HICKEY | |||||
| Sydney Swines* ANDREW CLEMENTS | 0 - 4 | Glasgow Thistle* BRIAN H. THISTLE | |||||
| Toothless Simpletons* ADRIAN MCDONAGH | 6 - 0 | Inter Spanking FC* JASON GEORGE | |||||
| Tots'n'aces* JIM HODGE | 5 - 0 | Atomic Kitten* BILL CLINTON | |||||
| Unathletico Madrid* MARK BUCKINGHAM | 1 - 0 | Jock Invasion* IAIN BROWN | |||||
| Vicious Villians* TJ | 1 - 1 | Weddick Utd* MICHAEL WEDDICK | |||||
| We're Sh:t and We Know We Are* FOURNIL | 6 - 7 | Dyer Straits (Money for Nothing) JONATHAN W | |||||
| bun two bun BEN WILLIAMSON | 4 - 3 | Bobbys Dazzlers* ROB GRAINGER | |||||
Byes through to the next round | |||||||
| News v Premier | Booger Gerbil Buns | ||||||