NightmareSoccer Headless Chickens League Worthless Cup Last 32 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE | 1 - 0 | Chelsea Blue Boys* PAUL COX |
| Andy Cole Is Really Good!!!* TISSY GROVES | 1 - 0 | Come And Have A Go Xl* ROB RAWLINGS |
| Any Old Excuse To Lose* ANDY HIRONS | 0 - 3 | The Ministers Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT |
| Beau Belles MARK BEAUMONT | 2 - 3 | fc splasher JIM WARTON |
| Chelsea Are The Champions* PAUL COX | 0 - 1 | Unlucky for Some* PSW |
| Daveys Diamonds* DAVID COATES | 0 - 2 | Young Guns FC* NATHAN |
| Difference between Hull City and Bermuda Triangle? -Bermuda Triangles got three points! GARY PEARSON |
5 - 5 | Big Brothers Bag Of Old Toffee* ANDY HIRONS |
| Girlie Girls* ROISIN GUARGENA | 1 - 8 | Old Poplonians* PETER KINGHAM |
| Go You Bad Things ADAM PARKER | 2 - 2 | Matt's Motley Crew* MATTHEW PEARSON |
| Golden Nuggets CLAIRE NUGENT | 2 - 1 | The Stunners* SEAN POOR |
| Hsibburyrubbish DAVID METZGER | 2 - 2 | Billy Bockleshore* ANDY COX |
| Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM | 2 - 1 | Becroft Bobble* JASON HAPPY |
| Nofinchance* GREGOR RENNIE | 0 - 3 | Kushty FC* SED |
| Nutterville* AARON REEVES | 0 - 3 | Rico's Rockets RICHARD HANCY |
| Torbay Terribles* MAHARG NOSRAEP | 1 - 1 | Bex's Barmy Army!* BECKY! |
| woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON | 2 - 0 | We're Nosworthy JOHN RAYNHAM |