NightmareSoccer Headless Chickens League Worthless Cup Last 16 *denotes lucky dip entry | ||
| Andy Cole Is Really Good!!!* TISSY GROVES | 1 - 5 | Young Guns FC* NATHAN |
| Difference between Hull City and Bermuda Triangle? -Bermuda Triangles got three points! GARY PEARSON |
6 - 5 | Golden Nuggets CLAIRE NUGENT |
| Old Poplonians* PETER KINGHAM | 0 - 5 | Ace Bandits* SÉAMUS BYRNE |
| Rico's Rockets RICHARD HANCY | 3 - 3 | Kushty FC* SED |
| The Ministers Of Silly Football* GLEN ECKETT | 6 - 0 | Hungary Chicks PAUL WILLINGHAM |
| Torbay Terribles* MAHARG NOSRAEP | 1 - 0 | Billy Bockleshore* ANDY COX |
| fc splasher JIM WARTON | 5 - 2 | Unlucky for Some* PSW |
| woohoo JOHN WASHINGTON | 1 - 2 | Matt's Motley Crew* MATTHEW PEARSON |