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Well six teams still have to play in this Nightmare week, most significantly Brighton and Aston Villa. So far though it's been one of those Nightmare weeks which really shake things up - a very low scoring week, meaning those teams that have done well make significant progress.

Our overall leaders Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan scored a disastrous -1 from Friday and Saturday's results - but their big lead is not cut by that much, with the teams right behind them scoring just 9 and 5 respectively. Luke's Legends are the big winners, 30 points moving them up from 7th to equal 3rd while also sending them top of Division Two.

Legends have no-one left to play in this Nightmare week though. Leaders Keep Calm should have Bjorn Engels and Neal Maupay to play, 2nd placed Hextable Hackers just Pascal Gross - while Relegation Terrorists could still have five Nightmares in action. The Nightmare 11s currently 5th and 6th could also have 5 and 4 players add to their Nightmare totals, so much could change before Sunday night is over.

TOP TEAMS this week
The Woodenmen
Matt Woodmansey
Schoolboy Errors
Oliver Willingham
Ralph Rovers
Ben Ralph
Laura Thompson
Chivguinness sam
Samuel Chivers
Relegation Terrorists
Paul Willingham
Lee Chivers
TOP PLAYERS this week
Davy PropperBRIGHTON16
RobertoWEST HAM13
Ryan FredericksWEST HAM9
Hector BellerinARSENAL7
Fredric GuilbertASTON VILLA7
Tyrone MingsASTON VILLA7
Shane DuffyBRIGHTON7
Martin MontoyaBRIGHTON7
Mathew RyanBRIGHTON7
AngelinoMAN CITY7
Claudio BravoMAN CITY7
John StonesMAN CITY7
Kyle WalkerMAN CITY7
Christian KabaseleWATFORD7
Fabian BalbuenaWEST HAM7
Aaron CresswellWEST HAM7
Issa DiopWEST HAM7
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
Our existing Managers are under way, but you can enter Nightmare Soccer at any time - your Nightmare 11 will be entered into a new Division with other new teams so you're not at a disadvantage even when the season has started.

Click the Join Now link above to join the fun, read about Nightmare Soccer below and/or click the About link to find out more...
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
come on in and Join the Nightmare Community!
Week 11 - Muppets hit top 5
Week 10 - Hackers gain on leaders
Week 9 - all change behind top 3
Week 8 - clean sheet chaos
Week 7 - Hackers storming up table
Week 6 - Keep Calm set all-time high score
Week 5 - 3 weeks for Keep Calm, Ramraiders top for week
Week 4 - Terrorists best, Keep Calm stay top
Week 3 - Keep Calm go top
Week 2 - Wat a Team!
Week 1 - new Managers share top spot
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON68
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON685
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD610
Max AaronsNORWICH605
Ben GodfreyNORWICH595
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE589
Jamal LewisNORWICH585
Craig DawsonWATFORD56-3
Emiliano BuendiaNORWICH525
Marco StiepermannNORWICH525
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD52
Issa DiopWEST HAM527

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Benjamin MendyMAN CITY-7
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-56
Phil BardsleyBURNLEY-3-3
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY-3-3
Ricardo PereiraLEICESTER CITY-2-3
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA-1
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-1-3
Diogo DalotMAN UNITED-1
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-1