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WEEK 30 - MAGIC MONDAY SEES MINUTES EXTEND LEAD
Well Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan and The Magical Eloise did what they could on Saturday and Sunday, the teams in 2nd and 3rd overall making up 22 points on leaders The Last Minutes - 32 each compared to 10. But it all went out of the window on Monday night when Minutes' four Aston Villa boys that played, as they lost 4-0 to Leicester, picked up 33 points between them. It means Minutes finish the week equal top with 43, extending their lead by 11.
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
The Muppets
Richard Hancy
43
The Last Minutes
Patrick O’Reilly
43
AthleticoBonhillAcademical
John Thomson
37
The Great Escape
Cameron Patrick
37
Oli&Luke 11
Jonathan Andrews
35
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Moussa DjenepoSOUTHAMPTON21
Matt RitchieNEWCASTLE14
Tyrone MingsASTON VILLA13
Mason HolgateEVERTON11
Sofiane BoufalSOUTHAMPTON10
Bjorn EngelsASTON VILLA9
Fredric GuilbertASTON VILLA9
Pepe ReinaASTON VILLA9
Matt TargettASTON VILLA9
Lucas DigneEVERTON9
Andre GomesEVERTON9
Michael KeaneEVERTON9
Jordan PickfordEVERTON9
Djibril SidibeEVERTON9
 
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
 
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
 
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
 
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
 
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
 
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
 
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NEWS + UPDATES
Week 29 - Severe shortage of points
Week 28 - Aguero inspires Chivtasticoos
Week 27 - Keep Calm deposed after 24 weeks
Week 26 - single point separates top 2
Week 25 - just the one match
Week 24 - Minutes move between 10
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
JoelintonNEWCASTLE1455
Tim KrulNORWICH1153
Max AaronsNORWICH1153
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON1143
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE1126
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON1123
Gerard Deulofeu.REMOVED FROM LIST109
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH1081
Declan RiceWEST HAM1074
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD1056

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Marcos AlonsoCHELSEA-7-3
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-53
Pablo MariARSENAL-3-3
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Eric BaillyMAN UNITED-21
Sebastian Prodl.NO LONGER IN PREM.-1