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SATURDAY - EXPERI GO MENTAL
Well there are some key games still to come in this Nightmare week with Bournemouth playing Man City, Newcastle visiting Tottenham and Burnley at Wolves on Sunday - loads of players in those three teams selected for Nightmare 11s. For now though just look at top spot for the week - The Experimental Panic Attacks. Their whopping 45 points so far this Nightmare week have come from Leno, Lindelof, Azpilicueta, Guendouzi, Jorginho, Pepe, Firmino and Rashford - the star man with 13 points having missed a penalty. The Panic Attacks provisionally move into the Division Three promotion zone, with Davinson Sanchez, Bernardo Silva and Tanuy Ndombele still to play - it will be interesting to see how their Sunday goes.
 
MKHITARYAN SCORING
Meanwhile a stonking Saturday for Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan makes them our provisional overall leaders. Penalties conceded by both Milivojevic and Doucoure saw them score 10 points apiece - the penalties conceded are the difference between being 2 points behind Wat A Team and 10 points ahead. Sunday will be interesting when Wat A Team could have up to five players in action - though John Stones is among them. Keep Calm meanwhile have just the two boys left that can add to their Nightmare week total, but Ben Mee for Burnley and Steve Cook for Bournemouth sound like good options. Wat A Team also have Mee amongst their ranks though, so effectively it's a battle between Keep Calm's Steve Cook and the Wats' Stones, Dubravka, Moutinho and Joelinton.
 
WEEK 3 - FRIDAY
Well, Aston Villa keep their first clean sheet of the season and at the same time score the first two goals that Everton have conceded. So, bad Nightmare news for many Villa boys who had started the season so well, but much better news for Nightmare managers with Everton boys.

Downhill Alltheway xi are the pacesetters for Week 3 with 11 points, courtesy of Seamus Coleman (7) and Andre Gomes (4). Meanwhile, Richarlison (6) got our overall leaders Wat A Team off to a good start to the Nightmare week. 2nd placed Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan have Richarlison too, but they also saw Villa defender Brett Engels score -3, so they lose 3 points on the leaders.

Six games on Saturday - where will the big Nightmare points come from? Arsenal at Liverpool maybe? Palace at Man United...?
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
the Experimental Panic Attacks
Anthony Colette
45
Downhill Alltheway xi
Mike Fischer
43
Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan
Trevor Matthews
41
Oli&Luke 11
Jonathan Andrews
31
Incubis
David Metzger
31
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Florin AndoneBRIGHTON21
David LuizARSENAL13
Marcus RashfordMAN UNITED13
Luka MilivojevicCRYSTAL PALACE10
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD10
Dominic Calvert-LewinEVERTON9
Jose HolebasWATFORD9
 
NIGHTMARE SOCCER - free fantasy football with a sense of humour
 
ENTRY STILL OPEN FOR THE NEW SEASON
Our existing Managers are under way, but you can enter Nightmare Soccer at any time - your Nightmare 11 will be entered into a new Division with other new teams so you're not at a disadvantage even when the season has started.

Click the Join Now link above to join the fun, read about Nightmare Soccer below and/or click the About link to find out more...
 
he's having a nightmare!
As football fans we’ve all experienced that feeling of exasperation when your star striker misses a sitter, puts a penalty past the post or just goes missing for 90 minutes. The sudden onset of desperation when your centre back nods the ball over your ‘keeper into his own net, and the deflation when your captain is sent off for a silly second yellow just when it looks like your team’s getting back into the match.

Well now you can turn these Nightmare events to your advantage... play Nightmare Soccer now!
 
what's it about?
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team possible from the Premier League. Pick your selection of unlikely lads to make up your Nightmare 11 - then sit back and watch them perform... disastrously, you hope! You gain points from your players’ misfortunes - if your forwards can’t score, they’ll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he’ll be a Nightmare star too. It’s all quite simple - the worse your Nightmare 11 perform, the more points they get. So every time one of your players ‘has a Nightmare’ you can look forward to a successful week in Nightmare Soccer.
 
what does it cost and what can i win?
The rather sad hobby of one man for 20 years now, Nightmare Soccer is just for fun. It’s completely free to play and there are no big cash prizes to win. Our big winners receive an engraved Nightmare Soccer pint glass to commemorate their achievements; other prizes include mugs, key rings, pens, mouse mats etc.
 
build your unique Nightmare 11 in the player auctions
Did you ever play a fantasy football game, have an amazing week then find out your best mate’s got all the same players that did so well for you? Would Harry Kane have been so effective last season if he was playing for 13 teams each week, as he was in the fantasy mini league I took part in? When you enter Nightmare Soccer your team is allocated into a division with a maximum of 16 teams and we start the season with a bidding war, the gloves come off as you fight it out for the players you want. Safe in the knowledge no-one else in your division has any of your players, you really can enjoy your Saturday night on that magical day when one of your Nightmare boys misses a penalty, scores an own goal and gets sent off.

Once the season starts, you can change your team whenever you want, but you will only be able to buy players who are not already playing for another Nightmare 11 in your division. A new signing starts playing for you from the start of the next set of Premier League matches - so if you buy a player once a weekend's set of fixtures is already under way, he won't score any points for your Nightmare 11 until the next set of matches.
 
promotion, relegation, cup competitions and even the Nightmare Soccer champions' league
Because your team competes in a realistic size division, Nightmare Soccer gives you the extra challenges of aiming for promotion, to avoid relegation, and to qualify for Europe. Finish high enough in your division and you could qualify for the Champions’ League or the Eur’opeless League the following season.

If you’re awful enough to qualify for Europe, your team will go head to head with another Nightmare team on Champions’ League and Eur’opeless League match days. Unlike other competitions where head to head ties usually end in ridiculous results like 64-42, our innovative ‘goal scoring’ system means match scores are realistic and there’s a fair chance of ties ending in a draw.

Our domestic Cups follow the same format… the Sweet-FA Cup is our version of the FA Cup.
 
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NEWS + UPDATES
Week 2 - Wat a Team!
Week 1 - new Managers share top spot
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD3010
Grant HanleyNORWICH257
Kurt ZoumaCHELSEA235
Max AaronsNORWICH217
Jose HolebasWATFORD219
Issa DiopWEST HAM213
Florin AndoneBRIGHTON2021
Tim KrulNORWICH197
David LuizARSENAL1813
Luka MilivojevicCRYSTAL PALACE1810
Dominic Calvert-LewinEVERTON189

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Teemu PukkiNORWICH-12-2
Ashley BarnesBURNLEY-4
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-4-5
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-4
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY-4
Rui PatricioWOLVES-4
Calum ChambersARSENAL-3
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-3
John StonesMAN CITY-3
Kevin DansoSOUTHAMPTON-3-3