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WEEK 9
Top Nightmares: Benteke finally de-throned
Early exit makes Jones our new Worst Nightmare
Extensive Division One review

Division 2 + 3 reviews coming late Monday night
 
OLI&LUKE'S SUPER SUNDAY
When I reviewed Week 9 on Saturday night, three teams were equal top with 41 points. None of them had any players who could appear on Sunday. In my quick snapshot of teams who could - though unlikely, I thought - pass all three to take Week 9's Manager of the Week award I didn't come close to considering Oli&Luke 11. But a phenomenal 30 points in just one match sees Jonathan Andrews' boys become the third Nightmare 11 to hit 50 points in a Nightmare week.

As Arsenal won 5-2 at Everton, Granit Xhaka picked up 3 points, new Oli&Luke signing Leighton Baines hit 11 on his debut, and star man Idrissa Gueye scored 16 to give the O&Ls 50 for the weekend. Baines was an inspired signing though I must admit there were raised eyebrows at Nightmare Soccer House as Jonathan decided to dump Swansea regular Martin Olsson (he picked up 5 points on Saturday). In fact had Oli&Luke sold Shane Duffy instead, their total this week would be 58...
 
TOP TEAMS this week
Team/ManagerPoints
Oli&Luke 11
Jonathan Andrews
50
Creutzfeldt-Jakob Turn
Ben Donnelly
41
Christoffam
Chris Adamson-Middlemas
41
The Woodenmen
Matt Woodmansey
41
Worst Eleven
Manager Resigned
39
TOP PLAYERS this week
NameTeamPoints
Idrissa GueyeEVERTON16
Nick PopeBURNLEY11
Leighton BainesEVERTON11
Phil JagielkaEVERTON11
Michael KeaneEVERTON11
Jonjoe KennyEVERTON11
Jordan PickfordEVERTON11
Federico FernandezSWANSEA11
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD11
Jose HolebasWATFORD11
Pablo ZabaletaWEST HAM11
 
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TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Pablo ZabaletaWEST HAM4711
Erik PietersSTOKE CITY475
Joel WardCRYSTAL PALACE463
Jack ButlandSTOKE CITY455
Christian BentekeCRYSTAL PALACE45
Idrissa GueyeEVERTON4516
Elias KachungaHUDDERSFIELD442
Leighton BainesEVERTON4311
Patrick Van AanholtCRYSTAL PALACE435
Andros TownsendCRYSTAL PALACE424
Jason PuncheonCRYSTAL PALACE42
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE423

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Phil JonesMAN UNITED-151
Luis Antonio ValenciaMAN UNITED-125
Eric BaillyMAN UNITED-11
Nicolas OtamendiMAN CITY-11-8
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-11-2
David De GeaMAN UNITED-115
John StonesMAN CITY-9-3
Shkodran MustafiARSENAL-9
Daley BlindMAN UNITED-8
Ben DaviesTOTTENHAM-6
Marouane FellainiMAN UNITED-6
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-6