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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 11 - Muppets hit top 5
Week 10 - Hackers gain on leaders
Week 9 - all change behind top 3
Week 8 - clean sheet chaos
Week 7 - Hackers storming up table
Week 6 - Keep Calm set all-time high score
Week 5 - 3 weeks for Keep Calm, Ramraiders top for week
Week 4 - Terrorists best, Keep Calm stay top
Week 3 - Keep Calm go top
Week 2 - Wat a Team!
Week 1 - new Managers share top spot
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON68
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON685
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD610
Max AaronsNORWICH605
Ben GodfreyNORWICH595
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE589
Jamal LewisNORWICH585
Craig DawsonWATFORD56-3
JoelintonNEWCASTLE553
Emiliano BuendiaNORWICH525
Marco StiepermannNORWICH525
Angus GunnSOUTHAMPTON52
Kiko FemeniaWATFORD52
Issa DiopWEST HAM527

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Benjamin MendyMAN CITY-7
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-56
Phil BardsleyBURNLEY-3-3
Charlie TaylorBURNLEY-3-3
Ricardo PereiraLEICESTER CITY-2-3
Jamie VardyLEICESTER CITY-2-2
Antonio RudigerCHELSEA-1
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-1-3
Diogo DalotMAN UNITED-1
Sebastian ProdlWATFORD-1