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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 2 - Wat a Team!
Week 1 - new Managers share top spot
Changes for 2019-20
European competitions return
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD3010
Grant HanleyNORWICH257
Kurt ZoumaCHELSEA235
Max AaronsNORWICH217
Jose HolebasWATFORD219
Issa DiopWEST HAM213
Florin AndoneBRIGHTON2021
Tim KrulNORWICH197
David LuizARSENAL1813
Luka MilivojevicCRYSTAL PALACE1810
Dominic Calvert-LewinEVERTON189

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Teemu PukkiNORWICH-12-2
Ashley BarnesBURNLEY-4
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL-4-5
Sergio AgueroMAN CITY-4
Raheem SterlingMAN CITY-4
Rui PatricioWOLVES-4
Calum ChambersARSENAL-3
Ben ChilwellLEICESTER CITY-3
John StonesMAN CITY-3
Kevin DansoSOUTHAMPTON-3-3