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He's having a Nightmare!
Nightmare Soccer challenges you to pick the worst team in the English Premier League. You gain points from your players' misfortune - if your forwards can't score, they'll be doing well in Nightmare Soccer. If your goalkeeper is conceding lots of goals, he'll be a Nightmare star too.

We split our Nightmare teams into separate divisions, so there's always something to play for - promotion, European qualification, success in the Cups, or just a battle to avoid the embarrassment of relegation…

Click here for a full introduction to Nightmare Soccer

Click on the links below for the rules and all the advice you need on how to manage your Nightmare 11.

Nightmare Soccer Premier League

How to qualify for European competitions

How players score Nightmare points

Transfers

Head-to-head matches and how you score goals

Nightmare Soccer Champions' League

Eur'opeless League
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 29 - Severe shortage of points
Week 28 - Aguero inspires Chivtasticoos
Week 27 - Keep Calm deposed after 24 weeks
Week 26 - single point separates top 2
Week 25 - just the one match
Week 24 - Minutes move between 10
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
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JoelintonNEWCASTLE1455
Tim KrulNORWICH1153
Max AaronsNORWICH1153
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON1143
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE1126
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON1123
Gerard Deulofeu.REMOVED FROM LIST109
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH1081
Declan RiceWEST HAM1074
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD1056

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WORST NIGHTMARES
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Marcos AlonsoCHELSEA-7-3
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-53
Pablo MariARSENAL-3-3
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Eric BaillyMAN UNITED-21
Sebastian Prodl.NO LONGER IN PREM.-1