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WEEK 34 - NEW LEAGUE LEADERS!!
After 32 Nightmare weeks on top of the Donkeys League - every week except the very first week of the season - Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan lose their seemingly permanent grip on the hands of the trophy. Our new Champions elect are The Magical LOEs, following a 49 performance this week. 32 came from four Norwich or Bournemouth players - and that was with Norwich's Timm Klose suspended.

On Nightmare Week 32, LOEs came within a whisker of taking over top spot, 12 points ahead with one match to play... it took a 15 point Nightmare performance from Ben Mee to keep Mkitaryan top, as Burnley lost 5-0 to Man City. Somewhat ironic then that Mee scored a disastrous -8 points this week as Keep Calm fall from grace... now 8 points behind LOEs!!
 
THE GREAT ESCAPE??
For a few seasons now The Great Escape? have entered Division Three at the turn of the year, aiming to avoid relegation by the end of the season. They've come mighty close - last season they almost certainly would have done it if the season had just been one week longer. This season has looked quite similar to previous as I've watched the weeks tick away - usually a little under 20 points to make up each week to catch up, to reach safety. This week, though, the Escape are the top performers and gain a massive 39 points on the Nightmare 11 in the safety of 10th place. It means Cameron Patrick's boys now need to make up 91 points in six weeks, just over 15 points per Nightmare week...

Back to matters at the top - Division Two leaders The Last Minutes remain top overall. With LOEs now their nearest rivals, the gap is down to 10 points. Perhaps significantly, Minutes have four transfers remaining, LOEs 11 and 3rd placed Keep Calm have nine...
 
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
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JoelintonNEWCASTLE1766
Max AaronsNORWICH17211
Tim KrulNORWICH17011
Ben GodfreyNORWICH1578
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE1503
Kenny McLeanNORWICH1448
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD1424
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH1413
Callum WilsonBOURNEMOUTH1393
Emiliano BuendiaNORWICH139

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WORST NIGHTMARES
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Aymeric LaporteMAN CITY-10-3
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED-7-3
Pablo MariARSENAL-2
Sebastian Prodl.NO LONGER IN PREM.-1