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WEEK 27 - KEEP CALM DEPOSED AFTER 24 WEEKS
Whatever happens in the rest of this Nightmare season, Keep Calm And Mkhitaryan will have been top of the overall league table more than anyone else. But as we well know, this does not guarantee a trophy at the end of the season. After 24 weeks on top, Keep Calm are knocked off their summit this week by The Last Minutes.

Minutes - made up entirely of new signings in the pre-season and January transfer windows - have benefitted hugely from packing their Nightmare 11 with Aston Villa players. In this Nightmare week alone, Villa boys make up 29 of their 49 points - the second best total of the week. Of course, a Villa clean sheet would seriously damage Minutes - their next four matches though are against Southampton, Man City, Leicester and Chelsea.

With The Last Minutes leading Division Two, Keep Calm are still our all-important League leaders, though Schoolboy Errors are back in 2nd and seemingly back on the hunt...
 
SCHOOLBOYS TOP FOR THE WEEK
After their Nightmare 11 'freshen up' last week backfired quite spectacularly, Schoolboy Errors are this week's team of the week. While their three new signings last week scored 23 points less than the players sold, manager Oliver Willingham will be pleased to see that the discarded boys amassed just 2 points between them, while the replacements picked up 16. So, maybe good transfers after all, but should have been made a week later.

In fact, if they had, Keep Calm would now be 3rd, a point behind Schoolboys.
 
 
NEWS + UPDATES
Week 29 - Severe shortage of points
Week 28 - Aguero inspires Chivtasticoos
Week 27 - Keep Calm deposed after 24 weeks
Week 26 - single point separates top 2
Week 25 - just the one match
Week 24 - Minutes move between 10
 
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
JoelintonNEWCASTLE1455
Tim KrulNORWICH1153
Max AaronsNORWICH1153
Ryan BertrandSOUTHAMPTON1143
Wilfried ZahaCRYSTAL PALACE1126
Jan BednarekSOUTHAMPTON1123
Gerard Deulofeu.REMOVED FROM LIST109
Steve CookBOURNEMOUTH1081
Declan RiceWEST HAM1074
Abdoulaye DoucoureWATFORD1056

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WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Marcos AlonsoCHELSEA-7-3
Joe GomezLIVERPOOL-53
Pablo MariARSENAL-3-3
Scott DannCRYSTAL PALACE-3-3
Eric BaillyMAN UNITED-21
Sebastian Prodl.NO LONGER IN PREM.-1