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BOERRIGTER AWARDED RETRO RED
Derk Boerrigter's Retro Red has now been added, with a 15 point bonus applied to the Celtic man's current week score (Week 3). Boerrigter has been given a two match ban for simulation, after winning a penalty in the Hoops' SPS match against St Johnstone. The extra points for the Dutchman has seen Random Scots climb to equal 4th in the overall table, and FourexMcTop climb out of the relegation zone in McDonkeys Division Two.

The news is sure to be particularly good for those Nightmare 11s riding high in the table with Dave Mackay in their line-ups - Mackay was sent off in the incident, but his suspension is likely to be overturned any minute now… So while the St Johnstone captain gained big points both for conceding the penalty and the red card, we don't take these away - and he should now continue to be available to rack up more points as he attempts to consolidate his position as the season's Top Nightmare.
 
PREMIER LEAGUE WEEK 2 - PLUCKYDIP REGAIN LEAD
Having lost the lead on Tuesday night to Ipswich Invincibles thanks to Alexis Sanchez, Pluckydip's two Hull Nightmares regained top spot for them on Thursday. Liam Rosenior started Hull's 1-0 defeat at Lokeren, as they made nine changes from their opening Premier League match. Rosenior picked up 4 points, while Nikica Jelavic came off the bench to add 1 point. So 'dip lead the way going into the weekend's League matches with Invincibles a point behind.

Going down. Weeeeeeeeee! are still Week 2's top team with 20 points so far, all picked up by Arsenal players on Tuesday. Thursday night's top performance came from Opendoor with 13 points courtesy of Spurs boys Ben Davies and Paulinho.
 
SCOTTISH PREMIERSHIP - WEEK 3
Week 3 is now under way with Celtic's 1-1 draw at Maribor on Wednesday night. I Have Stinky Nappies Athletic are the big winners of the night, gaining 11 points with Virgil van Dijk and Mikael Lustig in their defence. Gimpel Gumbal's Celtic man Teemu Pukki did not feature, but they stay top overall.

No other Scottish teams in European action, and the rest of Week 3 is on Saturday when all 12 SPS teams are in League action.
 
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