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MATCH WEEK 15: TRAITORS ON TOP
It's a first Team of the Week for Eloise Willingham with Traitors and Survivors, 109 points a cool 19 more than the next best of 90 from Andrew White. With the Overall League Table tight behind the top two, Traitors are up six places to 4th. Eloise has kept faith with Dan Ballard all season, despite him only moving out of the negatives last week. This week young Elo plumped for the Sunderland man as captain to a reward of 28 points. Tonali (1) and Beto (3) disappointed while all of Survivors' other boys in action scored at least 7 points with other crackers coming from Ugochukwu (15), Gudmundsson (14), Bogle (13), Yarmoliuk (12). But, Eloise was actually a man short.

For once Matt Woodmansey does not feature on the leaderboard on the home page (top 5), but he nevertheless increases Clem Fandango's lead by a further 19 points with 69 points to Colette Anthony's 50. Unusually Matt's captain choice was awry with Michael Keane losing 8 points for Clem, but there were plenty of decent scores about for Fandango, the tops Rodon (18), Walker (11), Schade (11). And while the top three remain the same, it's good to see five of the next six teams score higher than the big three.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
A disastrous week for Cameron Patrick and The ExperiMentals with a big fat zero. Four players scored 23 points between them, the other seven all scored minuses to wipe out those points. Cameron drops two places to return to bottom spot in the Nightmare Premier League. Keith Fyne and England's Fynest had a terrible week too with 18 points to stay 9th, allowing Gary Pearson to climb two places to 8th and within 16 of escaping the relegation zone. No changes outside of the drop spots, but Eloise is within 8 of the top three now.

Change at the top in the Nightmare Championship with Chris Bounds back on top after five weeks away with Looking Through A Glass O'Nien. Chris' team inspiration finally made his Premier League debut in midweek, Luke O'Nien coming on in the 91st minute for a single point. This time out he came on early, in the 88th, to get sent off in injury time and bag 13 points for Glass. John-Paul Meredith slips back down to 2nd after four weeks on top. 72 points was a decent score from Hextable Hackers, though JP will have a couple of regrets... captain Jaidon Anthony only made a late sub appearance for a zero-point score, while Ladislav Krejci returned for Wolves with 18 points but remained on Hackers' bench.

The Championship really is a cracking battle and only the bottom two are non-movers this week. David Smith is up three to return to the promotion zone in 3rd. David Metzger crashes out - down four spots from 2nd to 6th. At the foot, Liam Oliver is out of the drop zone at the expense of Marc Snell, who suffered from three negatives including captain Mykolenko for -2, plus some other poor scores. Marc also dropped Jan Paul van Hecke to the bench last week following his recent goal-scoring exploits - rightly so as van Hecke hit -6 last week. But the Brighton boy popped up with 12 on MW15. Below Marc, Frodo Willingham is showing signs of a fight - still 85 points away from getting out of the drop-zone, but second top scorers in the division this week.

There is also a change at the top of Nightmare League One where Andrew White and Patrick Reilly swap places again. 90 points is the second best anywhere this week from Andrew's Swiffer - but Andrew did leave a whopping 33 points on the bench in the form of Forest trio Milenkovic (18), Ndoye (8) and Anderson (7). Robert Metzger stays 3rd while, shockingly, Bob Thomas is getting close to the promotion spots. Bob could do with a goalkeeper mind, neither Max Weiß nor Benjamin Lecomte have played all season.

On that point - to shake up the lethargics/randoms a little, we will be enforcing the transfer of any players that have not played a single minute all season before Match Week 16. Players will appear as REMOVED FROM LIST and you'll need to change them - or random transfers will be applied when the Match Week kicks off.

Back to League One - what has happened to James Willingham? Adrift at the bottom of our Leagues for all of the first 10 weeks except MW2, Ipswich Invincibles now find themselves outside of the relegation zone. Captain Joe Rodon has done a lot of the work over the last few weeks. James could, though, seriously do with some more playing players - and will only 'benefit' from one change by the NO LONGER ON LIST rule (Dario Essugo) plus a second goalkeeper... Steve Phillips joins Tony Moore and bottom-of-the-bunch Rosalie Pearson in the bottom three.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey106169
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds94188
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White86690
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham109
SwifferAndrew White90
Looking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds88
Z's ElevenRosalie Pearson85
Cat on DelapFrodo Willingham76
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Lucas PiresBURNLEY21
Nikola MilenkovicNOTT'M FOREST18
Joe RodonLEEDS18
Yerson MosqueraWOLVES17
Omari HutchinsonNOTT'M FOREST16
Ladislav KrejciWOLVES16
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY1217
Emmanuel AgbadouWOLVES1129
Jayden BogleLEEDS10713
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY10611
AndreWOLVES10414
Nikola MilenkovicNOTT'M FOREST10218
Sander BergeFULHAM1013
Jean-Ricner BellegardeWOLVES1015
Calvin BasseyFULHAM1005
Josh KingFULHAM983
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-133
GabrielARSENAL-11
William SalibaARSENAL-1
Ben WhiteARSENAL08
Mohamadou KanteWEST HAM0
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.00
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Jose SaWOLVES5.50
Gabriel MartinelliARSENAL5.60
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Issa DiopFULHAM5.67
Tyrique GeorgeCHELSEA5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Fer LopezWOLVES5.67
Douglas LuizNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Aaron RamsdaleNEWCASTLE5.67
Merlin RohlEVERTON5.67
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.73
Ben WhiteARSENAL7.67
Declan RiceARSENAL7.43
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.42
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.38
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.33
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.27
Marc GuehiCRYSTAL P.7.21
GabrielARSENAL7.18
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.17
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.17
Jack GrealishEVERTON7.15
Nico GonzalezMAN CITY7.08
Cristian RomeroTOTTENHAM7.08
Nico O'ReillyMAN CITY7.08

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