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MATCH WEEK 12: MENTALS TAKE THEIR SECOND TEAM OF THE WEEK
The ExperiMentals are Match Week 12's Team of the Week with 92 points. It makes Cameron Patrick the third to win the weekly accolade for a second time, alongside Matt Woodmansey and John-Paul Meredith. Captain Djed Spence brought in 22 points, Gravenberch 18, Odobert 12, Vicario 11.

Matt Woodmansey stays top of the Premier League and Overall League, though Clem Fandango's lead is cut from 24 points to 11, with Colette Anthony and Nightmare Novices new in 2nd, up three spots. Jonathan Andrews is also up three in 3rd, though will be regretting leaving out Diego Gomez (13) and keeper Djordje Petrovic who picked up 9 points while chosen man Bernd Leno scored 0.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
I'll start with Nightmare Soccer League One where we have a new leader. Andrew White becomes our fifth different manager to top the division already this season with Swiffer. With Fulham and Everton both winning, Patrick Reilly's Toffee Cottage took a massive hit with the worst score anywhere of -18 points. Patrick drops to 2nd and already has 36 to make up on Andrew.

Lots of movement in the Nightmare Soccer Premier League. While Matt W remains top, only two other teams are non-movers. Much of that is down to a disastrous -7 week from Richard Hancy who tumbles four places from 2nd to 6th. Richard has benefitted for some weeks from loading up on Nottingham Forest boys at the back but that went horribly wrong for The Muppets in Match Week 12. Murillo (-12), Savona (-11), Williams (-5), Milenkovic (-6 as captain). At least Richard chose the 'best' of that bunch as captain! To add to The Muppets' defensive misery, Calvin Bassey came off the bench with -3. A not so grand total of -37 points from Richard's five defenders. Massive ouch. The ExperiMentals' top-scoring week sees Cameron P off the bottom, Gary Pearson takes Cammy's place.

Only one change in the Nightmare Championship where Marc Snell moves level with Garry Simpson in equal 4th. John-Paul Meredith's 48 is only the 7th best in the division, but Hextable Hackers nevertheless see their lead increase by 33 points with David Smith in 2nd scoring just 15. David was another to pick a Forest captain, Neco Williams losing him 10 points. Dewsbury-Hall (-4), Bassey (-3) and Harvey Barnes (-6) didn't help Da Rovers' cause either.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey80661
Nightmare ChampionshipHextable HackersJohn-Paul Meredith76948
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White64947
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick92
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony87
Relegation TerroristsPaul Willingham80
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews79
The Halibut flounderersDavid Metzger70
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Idrissa GueyeEVERTON22
Carlos BalebaBRIGHTON19
Micky Van De VenTOTTENHAM19
Ryan GravenberchLIVERPOOL18
Alex ScottBOURNEMOUTH17
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY10010
Emmanuel AgbadouWOLVES938
Josh KingFULHAM916
Max KilmanWEST HAM9111
Jean-Ricner BellegardeWOLVES845
Nathan CollinsBRENTFORD837
Carlos BalebaBRIGHTON8319
Joao GomesWOLVES8110
Jaidon AnthonyBURNLEY818
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST81-2
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-145
GabrielARSENAL-11
Ben WhiteARSENAL-3
Enes UnalBOURNEMOUTH-2-3
Jurrien TimberARSENAL-23
Dan BallardSUNDERLAND-27
William SalibaARSENAL-15
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.-11
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Jose SaWOLVES5.50
Alexander IsakLIVERPOOL5.60
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.60
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Issa DiopFULHAM5.67
Nicolas DominguezNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Tyrique GeorgeCHELSEA5.67
Josh LaurentBURNLEY5.67
Douglas LuizNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Gabriel MartinelliARSENAL5.67
Yerson MosqueraWOLVES5.67
Merlin RohlEVERTON5.67
David Moller WolfeWOLVES5.67
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.67
Declan RiceARSENAL7.45
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.40
Dan BallardSUNDERLAND7.38
Jack GrealishEVERTON7.30
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.25
GabrielARSENAL7.18
Marc GuehiCRYSTAL P.7.18
Nico GonzalezMAN CITY7.11
Eberechi EzeARSENAL7.10
Moises CaicedoCHELSEA7.09
Antoine SemenyoBOURNEMOUTH7.09
Jurrien TimberARSENAL7.09
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.08
Granit XhakaSUNDERLAND7.08

Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts.