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MATCH WEEK 34: SWIFFER AND FANDANGO SHARE THE SPOILS
The fight for this Match Week's Team of the Week trophy was super-close, with just 3 points separating the best five. Ultimately it's shared, with Matt Woodmansey back in front for the season, now making it 4.5 trophies, while Andrew White gets one hand on silverware for the first time.

While those two hit 87 points, Jonathan Andrews was just one point behind with 86, keeping Mr Magoo top of the Overall League and Nightmare Premier League, 11 ahead of Matt. Colette Anthony pulled out all the stops to try to make up some ground with time running out - but despite playing both a Captain and a Subs Joker, Nightmare Novices lose a bit more ground and the gap between 2nd and 3rd is now 141 points. Those top two are just too strong it seems.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
No change then in the Nightmare Premier League top three. Richard Hancy is up to 4th, despite choosing the wrong Spurs captain again. While last week's Muppets captain Kevin Danso started this time and brought in 14 points, Richard handed the armband to Pedro Porro who got a goal and -3 Nightmare points. The Muppets would be 17 better off with those two switched. Eloise Willingham threw the kitchen sink at goals in the Brentford v Fulham match - loading up on defensive boys from both. A goalless draw was not what Eloise wanted to see. With a Subs Joker in play, no less than eight of Eloise's boys brought home minus points. Traitors and Survivors drop to 5th. Cameron Patrick's making a right good fist of her attempt to get The ExperiMentals out of the relegation zone. Bottom and some way adrift not to so long ago, another great week sees Colette up to 8th, though still 106 points from the safety of 7th. Bottom of the table Gary Pearson did even better than Colette, but surely now the best Gary can hope for is to avoid the NPL wooden spoon.

Chris Bounds continues to reign in the Nightmare Championship, while his two nearest rivals are back to swapping places. Liam Oliver back up to 2nd. Liam's 70 points was only bettered in this League by Barbara Willingham - still bottom of the division but 81 points from safety - definitely do-able.

Andrew White's Team of the Week performance sees him open up some breathing space at the top of Nightmare League One. Swiffer's 87 is 53 more than Patrick Reilly's Toffee Cottage. Patrick clearly thought this would be a big week for the Cottage with Everton facing Liverpool and Fulham at Brentford, but it was not to be. A captain joker brought in 20 of Patrick's 34 points through Dwight McNeil. Cottage left 29 points on the bench. There's a right old battle going on to avoid relegation, with only 6 points separating 7th from 9th (9th and below go down) and the bottom two not too much further off either. James Willingham climbs out of the drop zone this week and moves up two spots to 7th. Rosalie Pearson had a good week too, climbs a place to 9th and just a point from safety. Steve Phillips - just above the drop line - had a nightmare with just 4 points.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews218086
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds197862
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White184987
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
SwifferAndrew White87
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey87
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews86
Grecians -2000Bob Thomas86
Cudnt Hit A Cows Bum With A BanjoGary Pearson84
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
EvanilsonBOURNEMOUTH25
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY18
Hugo BuenoWOLVES17
ReinildoSUNDERLAND16
Kevin DansoTOTTENHAM14
Gianluigi DonnarummaMAN CITY14
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY14
Toti GomesWOLVES14
James Ward-ProwseBURNLEY14
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY23514
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY22018
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY21513
AndreWOLVES2059
Sander BergeFULHAM204
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY1985
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.1958
Josh LaurentBURNLEY1933
Joao GomesWOLVES19311
FlorentinoBURNLEY1898
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-2
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Romaine Mundle.OUT FOR SEASON5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
Taiwo AwoniyiNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Conor GallagherTOTTENHAM5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.50
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.47
Declan RiceARSENAL7.29
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.26
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.19
GabrielARSENAL7.15
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.15
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
James GarnerEVERTON7.09
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.08
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.06
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.03
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03

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