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MATCH WEEK 36: FANDANGO IN CHARGE AGAIN
Not what the rest of us wanted to hear, Clem Fandango are our Team of the Week for Match Week 36. It means Matt Woodmansey now has five and a half TotW trophies clogging up the cabinet. That's a lot. It took a Subs Joker, which ultimately earned Fandango an extra 9 points. Captain choice of Bashir Humphreys was spot-on with 16 points doubled, while impressively that was matched by his Liverpool boy Alexis Mac Allister who managed to earn himself two Nightmare Assists. 2nd for the week are The Muppets, Richard Hancy's team riddled with Spurs boys who've not been doing quite so well of late. Richard played both a Captain Joker and Subs Joker and ended up with Konstantinos Mavropanos as captain for 36 points. That wouldn't have been the case if all Muppets had played - Mavropanos started on the bench and your Captain Joker will only ever hand the armband to a man in your 11. Dishi Rishi were the best performers without a Joker played, as Barbara Willingham's boys continue their strong attempt to avoid relegation from the Nightmare Championship.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
Clem Fandango stay top of the Nightmare Premier League, extending Matt's lead to 36 points over Jonathan Andrews. Time seriously running out for anyone wanting to challenge our big two. The only positional change sees Keith Fyne overtake Cameron Patrick in 8th/9th, but you have to say time has also caught up on the bottom three who seem destined for Championship nightmares next season. 131 points between Keith just below the dreaded line and Oliver Willingham just above. Top four qualify for next season's Champions' League so still plenty of battling to be done there.

Chris Bounds is still top of the Nightmare Championship, but it feels like I've repeatedly been saying this... the gap at the top is reduced, this time by 13 points. Liam Oliver is now just 15 behind. Chris has been top since Match Week 21 and spent a total of 31 weeks at the summit this season, but I just have a feeling he will end up disappointed. It's been a cracking division all season - so tight - and there's still a lot could change.

No changes at all in Nightmare League One - Andrew White looks a good bet for the title, but Patrick Reilly is certainly still in sight. Promotion is pretty much done, relegation very much not. Just 42 points separate the team in 6th - three places above the drop zone - and the team in 9th, in the relegation spots.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey2341109
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds208455
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White194972
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey109
The MuppetsRichard Hancy103
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham94
England neverbesMarc Snell92
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews81
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Jefferson LermaCRYSTAL P.30
Cole PalmerCHELSEA20
Dan BallardSUNDERLAND19
Konstantinos MavropanosWEST HAM18
Crysencio SummervilleWEST HAM18
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY25010
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY2329
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY23013
AndreWOLVES2184
Josh LaurentBURNLEY2099
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.2088
Joao GomesWOLVES2044
Sander BergeFULHAM204
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY198
Jaidon AnthonyBURNLEY1955
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-11
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.60
Tammy AbrahamASTON V.5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Pedro LimaWOLVES5.67
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.76
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.50
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.50
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.43
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.26
Declan RiceARSENAL7.21
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.18
GabrielARSENAL7.18
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.14
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.06
James GarnerEVERTON7.06
Anton StachLEEDS7.04
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.03
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.00
CasemiroMAN UNITED7.00
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.00
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.00
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.00
Rio NgumohaLIVERPOOL7.00
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.00

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