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MATCH WEEK 13 - HALIBUTS TAKE WEEKLY TROPHY
An excellent 119 point haul sees David Metzger take the Team of the Week trophy for the second time this season with The Halibut Flounderers. Halibuts are the fourth to take two weekly accolades, no-one has yet managed three. David climbs eight places to equal 5th overall and is up five spots to equal 2nd in the Nightmare Soccer Championship.

Two other teams topped the century and they are our Overall League - and Premier League - top two. Matt Woodmansey scored 110, Colette Anthony 102. So Matt increases his lead in top spot by 8 points, while those two now have a gap of 62 points opened up between them and Jonathan Andrews in 3rd.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
The only positional change in the Nightmare Soccer Premier League sees Eloise Willingham slip from equal 4th to 5th. After the top two, the three best scorers are the teams in 7th, 8th and 9th. While at the moment it looks like a four-way battle to avoid the three relegation spots, the mid-table teams need to be wary of the gap between 6th and 7th being cut.

Lots of change in the Championship. John-Paul Meredith stays top, and John-Paul is joined in the promotion spots by David Metzger and Garry Simpson. David was sitting atop the relegation line before this week's Team of the Week performance took The Halibut Flounderers right up to 2nd. Still just 51 points separate 2nd and a relegation place. Liam Oliver remains in the drop zone in 8th, but Liam's 81 this week is the third best in the division and he's now just 10 points behind Chris Bounds, who tumbles out of the promotion places for the first time all season with a four-place drop to 7th.

No change in the top three in League One. Bob Thomas has been on a decent run of form and climbs a couple of places to equal 4th, breathing down the neck of Robert Metzger in the final promotion place.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey916110
Nightmare ChampionshipHextable HackersJohn-Paul Meredith82051
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White72576
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
The Halibut flounderersDavid Metzger119
Clem FandangoMatt Woodmansey110
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony102
Blackheart Brewery FC Garry Simpson84
Another Fyne MessKeith Fyne82
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Lewis CookBOURNEMOUTH24
Tim IroegbunamEVERTON24
Lucas PaquetaWEST HAM22
Eddie NketiahCRYSTAL P.20
Axel TuanzebeBURNLEY20
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY11212
Emmanuel AgbadouWOLVES985
Josh KingFULHAM954
Max KilmanWEST HAM91
Jean-Ricner BellegardeWOLVES917
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY9012
Joao GomesWOLVES887
Matz SelsNOTT'M FOREST877
El Hadji Malick DioufWEST HAM867
Jayden BogleLEEDS869
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST865
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-113
GabrielARSENAL-11
Ben WhiteARSENAL-3
Enes UnalBOURNEMOUTH-11
William SalibaARSENAL-1
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.-1
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Gabriel MartinelliARSENAL5.50
Jose SaWOLVES5.50
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Issa DiopFULHAM5.67
Tyrique GeorgeCHELSEA5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Josh LaurentBURNLEY5.67
Douglas LuizNOTT'M FOREST5.67
Merlin RohlEVERTON5.67
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.62
Declan RiceARSENAL7.42
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.36
Dan BallardSUNDERLAND7.33
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.33
GabrielARSENAL7.18
Jack GrealishEVERTON7.18
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.10
Nico GonzalezMAN CITY7.10
Nico O'ReillyMAN CITY7.09
Marc GuehiCRYSTAL P.7.08
Jurrien TimberARSENAL7.08
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.08
Granit XhakaSUNDERLAND7.08
Tosin AdarabioyoCHELSEA7.00
Samuel ChukwuezeFULHAM7.00
Eberechi EzeARSENAL7.00
Enzo FernandezCHELSEA7.00
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Reece JamesCHELSEA7.00
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.00
Amadou OnanaASTON V.7.00
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.00
Antoine SemenyoBOURNEMOUTH7.00
Marcos SenesiBOURNEMOUTH7.00
Malick ThiawNEWCASTLE7.00
Mats WiefferBRIGHTON7.00

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