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MATCH WEEK 9
All done. Match Week 9 is over.

Comment to come.

LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueThe MuppetsRichard Hancy54280
Nightmare ChampionshipBlack Cats among the SeagullsPatrick Reilly63836
Nightmare League OneThe Cat FlapsFrodo Willingham60843
Nightmare League TwoMantipoedean AlbionSimon Gardner64547
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
KnackersRobert Metzger96
The MuppetsRichard Hancy80
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson69
Da RoversDavid Smith69
Al's ArmyAlex Metzger68
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Jean-Philippe MatetaCRYSTAL P.32
Omar AldereteSUNDERLAND27
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED25
Nikola MilenkovicNOTT'M FOREST19
Bryan MbeumoMAN UNITED18
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Sorba ThomasHULL CITY84
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED7825
Jaydee CanvotCRYSTAL P.7410
Adam WhartonCRYSTAL P.718
Chris RichardsCRYSTAL P.695
Abdul FatawuIPSWICH699
Lewis MileyNEWCASTLE68
James McAteeNOTT'M FOREST6711
Issa DiopIPSWICH679
Rodrigo BentancurTOTTENHAM67
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Erling HaalandMAN CITY-158
Luka VuskovicBRIGHTON-8-3
GabrielARSENAL-6-3
Ben DaviesTOTTENHAM-5
Cristhian MosqueraARSENAL-4
Jaouen HadjamBRIGHTON-34
Ben ChilwellCRYSTAL P.-3
Fabio CarvalhoBRENTFORD-3
Maxim De CuyperBRIGHTON-2-1
Joe RodonLEEDS-1
Stephen MfuniCOVENTRY CITY-13
Amine AdliBOURNEMOUTH-1-3
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Omar AldereteSUNDERLAND5.00
Jean-Philippe MatetaCRYSTAL P.5.00
Kevin DansoSUNDERLAND5.40
Dwight McNeilCRYSTAL P.5.50
Pau TorresASTON V.5.60
Lisandro MartinezMAN UNITED5.63
Lucas BergvallTOTTENHAM5.67
Ayden HeavenMAN UNITED5.67
Eddie NketiahCRYSTAL P.5.67
Sean SteurNEWCASTLE5.75
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.75
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.67
Joao PedroCHELSEA7.67
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.38
Mohamed BelloumiHULL CITY7.33
Diego GomezBRIGHTON7.33
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.29
Elliot AndersonMAN CITY7.25
SavioTOTTENHAM7.25
Zion SuzukiASTON V.7.25
EvanilsonBOURNEMOUTH7.22
James TarkowskiEVERTON7.22
Jan Paul Van HeckeTOTTENHAM7.22
Luka VuskovicBRIGHTON7.22

Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts.