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| WE ARE DONE! |
Nightmare Soccer 2025-2026 is over... no time to do any kind of analysis just now, but the big news is that Jonathan Andrews has pipped Matt Woodmansey to the Nightmare Premier League (and Overall League) by 3 points...
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| TOP TEAMS - this week | | Team | Manager | Points | | Mr Magoo | Jonathan Andrews | 90 | | Nightmare Novices | Colette Anthony | 84 | | Clem Fandango | Matt Woodmansey | 82 | | Ipswich Invincibles | James Willingham | 82 | | Relegation Terrorists | Paul Willingham | 78 |
| | | TOP NIGHTMARES - this week | | Player | Team | Points | | Wesley Fofana | CHELSEA | 21 | | Malo Gusto | CHELSEA | 16 | | Ferdi Kadioglu | BRIGHTON | 16 | | Lukas Nmecha | LEEDS | 15 | | Rico Lewis | MAN CITY | 14 |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Maxime Esteve | BURNLEY | 262 | | | Andre | WOLVES | 251 | 9 | | Kyle Walker | BURNLEY | 247 | 5 | | Jorgen Strand Larsen | CRYSTAL P. | 240 | 10 | | Martin Dubravka | BURNLEY | 230 | | | Joao Gomes | WOLVES | 222 | | | Josh Laurent | BURNLEY | 213 | | | Lesley Ugochukwu | BURNLEY | 212 | 4 | | Florentino | BURNLEY | 211 | 10 | | Sander Berge | FULHAM | 210 | 0 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Walter Benitez | CRYSTAL P. | -7 | | | Tom Edozie | WOLVES | -1 | | | Callum Olusesi | TOTTENHAM | 0 | | | Sasa Kalajdzic | WOLVES | 0 | | | Jamaldeen Jimoh-Aloba | ASTON V. | 0 | |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | John Victor | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.40 | | Altay Bayindir | MAN UNITED | 5.50 | | Pedro Lima | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Fer Lopez | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Tammy Abraham | ASTON V. | 5.67 | | Tyrique George | EVERTON | 5.67 | | Daniel James | LEEDS | 5.75 | | Romaine Mundle | SUNDERLAND | 5.75 | | Leon Bailey | ASTON V. | 5.80 | | Hee Chan Hwang | WOLVES | 5.80 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | 7.53 | | Bruno Fernandes | MAN UNITED | 7.51 | | Jeremy Doku | MAN CITY | 7.42 | | Bukayo Saka | ARSENAL | 7.24 | | Declan Rice | ARSENAL | 7.20 | | Patrick Dorgu | MAN UNITED | 7.11 | | Gabriel | ARSENAL | 7.10 | | Boubacar Kamara | ASTON V. | 7.06 | | Dominik Szoboszlai | LIVERPOOL | 7.06 | | Elliot Anderson | NOTT'M FOREST | 7.05 | | Rayan Cherki | MAN CITY | 7.04 | | Phil Foden | MAN CITY | 7.04 | | James Garner | EVERTON | 7.03 | | Rayan Ait-Nouri | MAN CITY | 7.00 | | Marc Guehi | MAN CITY | 7.00 | | Bruno Guimaraes | NEWCASTLE | 7.00 | | Anton Stach | LEEDS | 7.00 |
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Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts. |