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MATCH WEEK 24: TODIBO PROPELS MAGOO TO TEAM OF THE WEEK
With 100 minutes played and West Ham losing 3-2 to Chelsea, Jean-Clair Todibo was looking set for a pretty decent Nightmare score. Our Overall League leader Jonathan Andrews must have been pleased, with Todibo as captain. Then the Hammer got himself sent off on 101 minutes. Todibo finished with 23 points, doubled up to a whopping 46 for Mr Magoo. Jonathan takes his third Team of the Week trophy this season with 114 points, and it sends Magoo 36 points clear. It could have been so different though - Matt Woodmansey hit a decent 81, but could actually have scored as many as 142 points with perfect selection. Take out Clem Fandango's four boys who scored minus points and replace them with Salah (3), Josh Laurent (7), Mac Allister (16) and Schade with a huge 27. We talked about Schade last week - how Matt's missed out on some big scores with the Brentford boy on Fandango's bench, but been hurt by minus points when he's played. Well this week Schade was Matt's first sub and not needed.

Just a point behind Jonathan with 113, Andrew White is second best for the Match Week. Andrew did play Schade (27) and had several others in double figures in Walker (22 as captain), Florentino (15), Darlow (13) and Joao Gomes (10). Andrew did, however, leave Leeds' Gudmundsson on the bench and miss out on 15.
ROUND THE LEAGUES
The only change in the Nightmare Premier League sees Alex Metzger slip from equal 2nd to 3rd. Bottom of the pile Cameron Patrick was the lowest scorer this week, the chances of a Premier League place next season already looking very minimal for The ExperiMentals. Gary Pearson, second bottom, was second worst so it's not looking great for Gary either.

The top two remain the same in the Nightmare Championship with Chris Bounds increasing his lead to 48 points, thanks in no small part to Schade (27) - plus Andre being upgraded to captain for 28 points with Walker-Peters back on West Ham's bench. Chris was a man short this week. The scrap beyond the top two continues to rage - it's Liam Oliver's turn to come into the promotion spots in 3rd with a 95-point Match Week, the best in the Championship. That's closely followed by Garry Simpson with 90 and Garry, like Liam, climbs two places - Garry now 4th. John-Paul Meredith slips a place to 5th while last week's Team of the Week winner David Metzger drops straight back to where he was two weeks ago in 6th. Up three places last week, down three places this. No changes at the bottom but 71 for David Smith moves him 7 closer to climbing out of the relegation zone - Marc Snell is 19 points further up.

Andrew White continues to increase his lead in Nightmare League One - now 122 points clear of Patrick Reilly. The only positional change sees Benjamin Williamson and Bob Thomas swap, Ben up to 4th, Bob down to 6th. Bob managed just 4 points this week with five players in the negatives. Grecians -2000 had been on a good run of form recently, mostly inspired by subs coming on. This week though, with the likes of Calafiori, Iroegbunam, Pape Sarr and Willim Osula all getting minutes for the first time in a while, Bob's super-subs stayed where they were. While the 'starting 11' picked up 4 points, Bob's bench scored 30 points! Andre 14, Kilman 12 and Mateus Fernandes 4.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueMr MagooJonathan Andrews1606114
Nightmare ChampionshipLooking Through A Glass O’NienChris Bounds152283
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White1397113
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews114
SwifferAndrew White113
LOliver XILiam Oliver95
Blackheart Brewery FCGarry Simpson90
Traitors and SurvivorsEloise Willingham90
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Kevin SchadeBRENTFORD27
Jean-Clair TodiboWEST HAM23
Neco WilliamsNOTT'M FOREST23
Malick ThiawNEWCASTLE19
Nick PopeNEWCASTLE17
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
AndreWOLVES16614
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY16511
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY1659
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.1587
Max KilmanWEST HAM15212
Joao GomesWOLVES15110
FlorentinoBURNLEY14815
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY14411
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY14314
Djordje PetrovicBOURNEMOUTH142-4
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
GabrielARSENAL-12-4
Alex TothBOURNEMOUTH00
Sasa Kalajdzic.NOT IN PL0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John Victor.OUT FOR SEASON5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Fer Lopez.NOT IN PL5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.67
Hannibal MejbriBURNLEY5.71
Mads HermansenWEST HAM5.75
William OsulaNEWCASTLE5.75
Dilane BakwaNOTT'M FOREST5.80
Issa DiopFULHAM5.80
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.52
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.43
Declan RiceARSENAL7.41
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.31
Vitaly JaneltBRENTFORD7.18
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.15
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.13
GabrielARSENAL7.12
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.10
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.10
Wesley FofanaCHELSEA7.09
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Enzo FernandezCHELSEA7.04
Antoine SemenyoMAN CITY7.04
Samuel ChukwuezeFULHAM7.00
Amad DialloMAN UNITED7.00
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.00
Lewis HallNEWCASTLE7.00
Omar MarmoushMAN CITY7.00
Daniel MunozCRYSTAL P.7.00
Joel VeltmanBRIGHTON7.00

Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts.