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MATCH WEEK 33: BISCUITS' TASTY TRANSFERS
The Team of the Week Trophy for Match Week 33 goes to Sergio Biscuits with 137 points. In a week of widespread, diverse scoring - with many caught out by the likes of Everton, Bournemouth and Palace - Biscuits got it spot on. With plenty of transfers in the bank, Oliver Willingham made 12 - bringing in nine Brighton players and three from Chelsea. Estupinan is injured, and that left it to the other 11 new boys to do the business. And do the business they did. Igor Julio (5) and Simon Adingra (6) picked up respectable scores off the Brighton bench, the other nine all hit double figures.
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
Sergio biscuits Oliver Willingham137
The MuppetsRichard Hancy108
Nightmare NovicesColette Anthony103
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews98
The ExperiMentalsCameron Patrick91
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Marc CucurellaCHELSEA19
Alfie GilchristCHELSEA19
Benoit BadiashileCHELSEA17
Valentin BarcoBRIGHTON17
Axel DisasiCHELSEA17
Auston TrustySHEFFIELD UTD17
   
MUPPETS AND MAGOO CONTINUE TO CLOSE IN
I said last week that our Overall League leaders Clem Fandango need to be wary of The Muppets and Mr Magoo and that's not changed. The two each climb a place to 2nd and 3rd overall, confirming their credentials as serious challengers for the title. Muppets are 2nd best for the week with 108 and go top of League One, though their Subs Joker didn't bring in as many dividends as they would hope, gaining 10 points. Manager Richard Hancy will be gutted to have seen 'keeper Ivo Grbic dropped and Wes Foderingham back with 8 points. Richard has adopted the policy of having both Sheffield United 'keepers in The Muppets' Nightmare Squad most of the season and only ditched Foderingham for Week 29. Muppets are now just 26 behind Matt Woodmansey's Fandango in top spot, Jonathan Andrews' Mr Magoo just a further 16 behind.

Further down, Watch This Space continue to do an impressive job of throwing away their season. Despite 26 points for captain Van Hecke, Space drop three more spots to 8th. Between Van Hecke, Pablo Sarabia, Dan Burn and Amadou Onana, Eloise Willingham's boys picked up 48 points - but incredibly their other seven players ALL scored minus points to see the Space finish the week with 31.
UPCOMING MATCH WEEKS

 

 

Matches

No match

Two matches

Match Week 34

Sat 27/04 - Sun 28/04

10

 

 

Match Week 35

Thu 02/05 - Mon 06/05

11

 

Chelsea, Spurs

Match Week 36

Sat 11/05 - Wed 15/05

13

 

Brighton, Chelsea, Man City, Man United, Newcastle, Spurs

Match Week 37

Sat 19/05

10

 

 

   
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey238670
Nightmare ChampionshipRelegation TerroristsPaul Willingham227549
Nightmare League OneThe MuppetsRichard Hancy2360108
Nightmare League TwoHammer HattersPatrick Reilly227157
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Anel AhmedhodzicSHEFFIELD UTD25811
Auston TrustySHEFFIELD UTD25117
Jack RobinsonSHEFFIELD UTD247
Jayden BogleSHEFFIELD UTD222-1
Wes FoderinghamSHEFFIELD UTD2208
Thomas KaminskiLUTON TOWN218
Dara O'SheaBURNLEY216
Vladimir CoufalWEST HAM209
Mark FlekkenBRENTFORD199
Vinicius SouzaSHEFFIELD UTD1966
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Mark TraversBOURNEMOUTH-3-3
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Benie TraoreSHEFFIELD UTD5.00
Tom DaviesSHEFFIELD UTD5.20
Anis Ben SlimaneSHEFFIELD UTD5.33
Hannes DelcroixBURNLEY5.38
Mason HolgateSHEFFIELD UTD5.38
Kalvin PhillipsWEST HAM5.38
Sofyan AmrabatMAN UNITED5.43
Mason MountMAN UNITED5.50
Benoit BadiashileCHELSEA5.56
Ivo GrbicSHEFFIELD UTD5.56
Connor Roberts.NOT IN PL5.56
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.50
Kevin De BruyneMAN CITY7.45
Michael OliseCRYSTAL P.7.33
Declan RiceARSENAL7.31
Eberechi EzeCRYSTAL P.7.29
RodriMAN CITY7.26
Pedro NetoWOLVES7.25
Martin OdegaardARSENAL7.14
Cole PalmerCHELSEA7.11
James MaddisonTOTTENHAM7.10
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.10
Jack GrealishMAN CITY7.09
Anthony GordonNEWCASTLE7.00
Mohamed SalahLIVERPOOL7.00
Heung-Min SonTOTTENHAM7.00
Adam WhartonCRYSTAL P.7.00

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