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| MATCH WEEK 12: MENTALS TAKE THEIR SECOND TEAM OF THE WEEK |
The ExperiMentals are Match Week 12's Team of the Week with 92 points. It makes Cameron Patrick the third to win the weekly accolade for a second time, alongside Matt Woodmansey and John-Paul Meredith. Captain Djed Spence brought in 22 points, Gravenberch 18, Odobert 12, Vicario 11.
Matt Woodmansey stays top of the Premier League and Overall League, though Clem Fandango's lead is cut from 24 points to 11, with Colette Anthony and Nightmare Novices new in 2nd, up three spots. Jonathan Andrews is also up three in 3rd, though will be regretting leaving out Diego Gomez (13) and keeper Djordje Petrovic who picked up 9 points while chosen man Bernd Leno scored 0. |
| ROUND THE LEAGUES |
I'll start with Nightmare Soccer League One where we have a new leader. Andrew White becomes our fifth different manager to top the division already this season with Swiffer. With Fulham and Everton both winning, Patrick Reilly's Toffee Cottage took a massive hit with the worst score anywhere of -18 points. Patrick drops to 2nd and already has 36 to make up on Andrew.
Lots of movement in the Nightmare Soccer Premier League. While Matt W remains top, only two other teams are non-movers. Much of that is down to a disastrous -7 week from Richard Hancy who tumbles four places from 2nd to 6th. Richard has benefitted for some weeks from loading up on Nottingham Forest boys at the back but that went horribly wrong for The Muppets in Match Week 12. Murillo (-12), Savona (-11), Williams (-5), Milenkovic (-6 as captain). At least Richard chose the 'best' of that bunch as captain! To add to The Muppets' defensive misery, Calvin Bassey came off the bench with -3. A not so grand total of -37 points from Richard's five defenders. Massive ouch. The ExperiMentals' top-scoring week sees Cameron P off the bottom, Gary Pearson takes Cammy's place.
Only one change in the Nightmare Championship where Marc Snell moves level with Garry Simpson in equal 4th. John-Paul Meredith's 48 is only the 7th best in the division, but Hextable Hackers nevertheless see their lead increase by 33 points with David Smith in 2nd scoring just 15. David was another to pick a Forest captain, Neco Williams losing him 10 points. Dewsbury-Hall (-4), Bassey (-3) and Harvey Barnes (-6) didn't help Da Rovers' cause either. |
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| TOP TEAMS - this week | | Team | Manager | Points | | The ExperiMentals | Cameron Patrick | 92 | | Nightmare Novices | Colette Anthony | 87 | | Relegation Terrorists | Paul Willingham | 80 | | Mr Magoo | Jonathan Andrews | 79 | | The Halibut flounderers | David Metzger | 70 |
| | | TOP NIGHTMARES - this week | | Player | Team | Points | | Idrissa Gueye | EVERTON | 22 | | Carlos Baleba | BRIGHTON | 19 | | Micky Van De Ven | TOTTENHAM | 19 | | Ryan Gravenberch | LIVERPOOL | 18 | | Alex Scott | BOURNEMOUTH | 17 |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Maxime Esteve | BURNLEY | 100 | 10 | | Emmanuel Agbadou | WOLVES | 93 | 8 | | Josh King | FULHAM | 91 | 6 | | Max Kilman | WEST HAM | 91 | 11 | | Jean-Ricner Bellegarde | WOLVES | 84 | 5 | | Nathan Collins | BRENTFORD | 83 | 7 | | Carlos Baleba | BRIGHTON | 83 | 19 | | Joao Gomes | WOLVES | 81 | 10 | | Jaidon Anthony | BURNLEY | 81 | 8 | | Elliot Anderson | NOTT'M FOREST | 81 | -2 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES | | Player | Team | Points | This | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | -14 | 5 | | Gabriel | ARSENAL | -11 | | | Ben White | ARSENAL | -3 | | | Enes Unal | BOURNEMOUTH | -2 | -3 | | Jurrien Timber | ARSENAL | -2 | 3 | | Dan Ballard | SUNDERLAND | -2 | 7 | | William Saliba | ARSENAL | -1 | 5 | | Jaydee Canvot | CRYSTAL P. | -1 | 1 | | Sasa Kalajdzic | .NOT IN PL | 0 | |
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| TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Altay Bayindir | MAN UNITED | 5.50 | | Jose Sa | WOLVES | 5.50 | | Alexander Isak | LIVERPOOL | 5.60 | | Daniel James | LEEDS | 5.60 | | Dilane Bakwa | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.67 | | Issa Diop | FULHAM | 5.67 | | Nicolas Dominguez | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.67 | | Tyrique George | CHELSEA | 5.67 | | Josh Laurent | BURNLEY | 5.67 | | Douglas Luiz | NOTT'M FOREST | 5.67 | | Gabriel Martinelli | ARSENAL | 5.67 | | Yerson Mosquera | WOLVES | 5.67 | | Merlin Rohl | EVERTON | 5.67 | | David Moller Wolfe | WOLVES | 5.67 |
| | | WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING | | Player | Team | Ave. rating | | Erling Haaland | MAN CITY | 7.67 | | Declan Rice | ARSENAL | 7.45 | | Jeremy Doku | MAN CITY | 7.40 | | Dan Ballard | SUNDERLAND | 7.38 | | Jack Grealish | EVERTON | 7.30 | | Boubacar Kamara | ASTON V. | 7.25 | | Gabriel | ARSENAL | 7.18 | | Marc Guehi | CRYSTAL P. | 7.18 | | Nico Gonzalez | MAN CITY | 7.11 | | Eberechi Eze | ARSENAL | 7.10 | | Moises Caicedo | CHELSEA | 7.09 | | Antoine Semenyo | BOURNEMOUTH | 7.09 | | Jurrien Timber | ARSENAL | 7.09 | | Daniel Munoz | CRYSTAL P. | 7.08 | | Granit Xhaka | SUNDERLAND | 7.08 |
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Players must have played 23 minutes or more in at least three matches to appear in the Player Ratings charts. |