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MATCH WEEK 39: JUST 5 POINTS SEPARATE BIG TWO
Andrew White takes Match Week 39's Team of the Week trophy with Swiffer and a big 124 points, pretty much confirming the Nightmare League One title for Andrew. With Captain and Subs Jokers in play, Andrew assembled his squad well with all 16 in action and no less than 53 points coming from the bench. Jan Paul van Hecke took the auto-armband with 14 doubled to 28, but it could have been better with Swiffer's two best performers for the week on the bench and thus ineligible for the Captain Joker. Mads Hermansen hit 15 while Randal Kolo Mouani topped the lot with 19.

Jonathan Andrews is second best for the week with 118 points and it sets us up beautifully for a final-day showdown between Jonathan and Matt Woodmansey for the Nightmare Premier League and Overall League titles. 58 behind before the Match Week began, Mr Magoo's 118 is 53 more than Clem Fandango's. The gap is now just 5 points. As both double-Jokered, Jonathan gained 15 for auto-captain Hermansen, while Matt's best boys Matz Sels and Alexis Mac Allister scored just 7. Both will double-Joker again in Match Week 40... that Captain Joker could well be the deciding factor.
FINAL DAY - NIGHTMARE PREMIER LEAGUE
Beyond the big two there is not much to be decided in the Nightmare Premier League. Relegation is surely sorted, while Colette Anthony will take 3rd place and a place in the Champions' League unless Eloise Willingham can make up 47 points. If there is to be a last minute change in a crucial position it's Eloise's 4th spot that's most in danger. That's the final Champions' League place - Richard Hancy can pinch it by making up 41 points, Alex Metzger 43.
LEAGUE TABLES
DivisionLeadersManagerPointsThis
Nightmare Premier LeagueClem FandangoMatt Woodmansey250665
Nightmare ChampionshipLOliver XILiam Oliver223463
Nightmare League OneSwifferAndrew White2181124
TOP TEAMS - this week
TeamManagerPoints
SwifferAndrew White124
Mr MagooJonathan Andrews118
Dishi RishiBarbara Willingham102
England neverbesMarc Snell97
Not a KalouBenjamin Williamson91
Hextable HackersJohn-Paul Meredith91
   
TOP NIGHTMARES - this week
PlayerTeamPoints
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL22
Caoimhin KelleherBRENTFORD19
Randal Kolo MuaniTOTTENHAM19
Jake O'BrienEVERTON18
Destiny UdogieTOTTENHAM16
TOP NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Maxime EsteveBURNLEY2625
Kyle WalkerBURNLEY2425
AndreWOLVES2426
Jorgen Strand LarsenCRYSTAL P.2301
Martin DubravkaBURNLEY230
Joao GomesWOLVES2224
Josh LaurentBURNLEY2133
Sander BergeFULHAM2106
Lesley UgochukwuBURNLEY2087
Kevin SchadeBRENTFORD2043
   
WORST NIGHTMARES
PlayerTeamPointsThis
Walter BenitezCRYSTAL P.-7
Tom EdozieWOLVES-1
Callum OlusesiTOTTENHAM0
Sasa KalajdzicWOLVES0
Jamaldeen Jimoh-AlobaASTON V.0
TOP NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
John VictorNOTT'M FOREST5.40
Altay BayindirMAN UNITED5.50
Pedro LimaWOLVES5.50
Fer LopezWOLVES5.50
Tyrique GeorgeEVERTON5.60
Tammy AbrahamASTON V.5.67
Daniel JamesLEEDS5.75
Romaine MundleSUNDERLAND5.75
Leon BaileyASTON V.5.78
Hee Chan HwangWOLVES5.79
   
WORST NIGHTMARES - BY RATING
PlayerTeamAve. rating
Erling HaalandMAN CITY7.53
Bruno FernandesMAN UNITED7.47
Jeremy DokuMAN CITY7.42
Bukayo SakaARSENAL7.24
Declan RiceARSENAL7.20
GabrielARSENAL7.13
Rayan CherkiMAN CITY7.08
Elliot AndersonNOTT'M FOREST7.08
Phil FodenMAN CITY7.08
Boubacar KamaraASTON V.7.06
Patrick DorguMAN UNITED7.06
Dominik SzoboszlaiLIVERPOOL7.06
Bruno GuimaraesNEWCASTLE7.04
James GarnerEVERTON7.03
Rayan Ait-NouriMAN CITY7.00
Pascal GroßBRIGHTON7.00
Marc GuehiMAN CITY7.00
Rio NgumohaLIVERPOOL7.00
Anton StachLEEDS7.00

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